Or maybe I just think he's an excellent actor.

Does anybody else remember watching this or have an opinion on the subject?

And I don't care what the hell anybody says, I still am interested in seeing Sauna.

Twitch, have you heard anything about a movie called Black Belt? It's up for pre-sale on the Asian DVD sites and I hadn't heard about it during it's theatrical run.

But in all seriousness, I would really like to see this film.

Having veiwed so many American gangster films, I would love to see if there are differences in how they are handled across the pond.

Chipps, if beer can't help a bad movie get better, then what hope is there?

So the wife and child get a plane for Florida in a couple hours and I'll have the house to myself. I think personal hygiene may suffer this weekend.

You can also crank the volume and not worry about waking wife or teeny.

Good times!

I used to make them and charge $25 bucks per unit.

Easy to do and I had beer money every weekend.

It will blow your mind how hard those things will sling a potato (or wet sock, apple, newspaper, potato with nails in it, etc.)

I put a bolt into a potato and fired it through the outer door of a truck. It even tore up the interior panel of the door.

Tonight I go home to Cruzan rum and pizza and watch Hellboy 2, Wanted and Hancock.

Tomorrow I wake up, give the shower and razor the finger, make a five cheese omelet and watch The Fall, Forbidden Kingdom, Mongol and Night/Day Watch. Beverages on tap tomorrow include Corona, UFO Raspberry Wheat, Guinness and Sierra Nevada.

Then on Saturday I watch some college ball, Get Smart, Don't Mess With the Zohan and The Incredible Hulk. At this point I'll be drinking whatever's left.

And finally on Sunday it's off to Charlotte to watch my beloved Panthers put a beat down on Kansas City. I might have to shower for that one.

I think I should have gone into demolition.

Kiss of the Dragon was a very well done movie. Totally took me by surprise, as I had seen it playing on cable every other day it seemed.

I finally sat down and watched it and very much enjoyed it.

You poor miserable lactose intolerant bastar. To save my plumbing, I just may go squat in the woods behind my house.

I haven't watched Kiss of the Dragon since it came out. It was that good? I remember nothing about it.

That guy was fucking unreal and yeah the fights actually looked a bit more real due the fact that they were tossing each other around instead of looking like they were doing a karate demonstration.

I have trouble putting on mass, so maybe I should look into it.

Kiss of the Dragon is now in the queue.

Anybody else's 401K taking a beating?

I had it at right below the middle of the road (medium risk, medium reward so to speak) and it is still floundering.

It'll be like the Legend of Wooley Swamp, but with explosives rigged up.

P.S. Hey, all. Good afternoon on the right, good morning on the left. G's up, ho's down and whatnot.

While I ate my fish and chips, I watched The Darjeeling Limited, which I liked very much.

Mmmmm... grease.

I'll be needing a skin-tight black outfit (ninja style), some rope, one of those suction-cup diamond cutters to make neat holes in windows, a set of top notch lock picks, and one of those aerosol sprays that let you see laser beams.

I have always wanted to be a cat burglar.

Must not get caught posting.

That son of a bitch is nucking futs even for a cat.

I reckon maybe you'd get 50p for each one. Doesn't seem worth it. The lottery tickets are definitely a better bet.

I could do some 2Pac, Ice T, Ice Cube, NWA, Dr Dre, Snoop, and also I would mix things up by throwing in a little Wu Tang here and there.

"Kiss my ass, fool I'm the illest, bulletproof, I die harder than Bruce Willis..."

Plus they are easy to store in small backpack and hide.

And Darjeeling is a very fine, touching film. I love all things Wes Anderson and its nice to see him get some love once in a great while....

I'm representin' to the fullest givin' devil slugs.

I'm on the block slangin' drugs with the young thugs."

I may have a problem with some of the lyrics. Many peop,e don't take kindly to white guys using what is politely referred to as the 'N-Word', even if I am simply quoting a Thug Life classic.

Maybe we should do a deal. You send me a Moons Over My-Hammy and I'll send you a bag of cod and chips. I'm sure there'll be no problems with sending fast food through the international post.

P.S. I'm also a huge Wes Anderson fan. Some people hate him, but I can't get enough. He has yet to put a foot wrong, in my opinion. I spat a chip across the room with laughter when Jason Schwartzman said, "I love you, too, but I'm going to mace you in the face!" So funny.

Or, just a hard-up white guy try to make a few extra quid doing Big Daddy Kane songs for the public.

"'Cause my rhymes are like spandex, they make any ass seem good."

I think catfish and hushpuppies is our version of fish and chips.

But I guess I really thought about international impacts of it.

Sort of like an Irishman singing the blues..."Ummmm..I'm a wee bit depressed I think...)

Fucking pricks.

Is it any good?

It is going back down now though, as out biggest employer shut their doors. About 1,300 lost jobs.

We have the highest unemployment rate in the state and I think the state leads the nation.

Yikes...

I've made my own hush puppies and also had some almost the size of apples.

Good God I love those things with some catfish, tartar sauce, ketchup and hot sauce.

What the hell is an edible hushpuppy? I can't get the image of Americans eating some kind of shoe-shaped food out of my head.

Little deep fried balls of dough. So fucking good.

401K is now the 301K. I can't believe the money market or CD's is a better option right now, let alone the 529 plan we setup for my daughter. Fuck!

I've never had hushpuppies.

I am thinking very hard about a delicious omelette right now, because that is what a healthy fellow like me eats for tea. Not deep fried balls of dough, no matter how delicious they look.

Mmmmmm... deep fried balls of dough...

If it's dry, you're not doing it right, mate.

Oh well, at least you've put me off the hush puppies.

You'll be drinking in no time at at all.

Also break one in half, or take a baite and put a little sauce in there, as the bread will absorb it.

Mmmmm.

That perfect ass...that tiny waist..

Bastard always keeps us till 9:15..

The common public does not know how their very own lives...the fabric of society..can improve with even one single viewing of The Protector.

Just think, we are a whim away from having the ENTIRE planet ruled by Jaa.

Even animals would bow down to him like the Beastmaster.

Of course they will be stuck there and it will look like he is always trying to start 'Thw Wave'.

I'm going to try one the next time I'm in a tussle. I'm pretty tall, so if I can get close, I think I can give it a shot.

I swear I think I remember seeing this...

It would make a riiippp sound.

You can't get fish and chips round these parts. And cod is an OK substitute but haddock is the real deal.

I could rotate between fish and chips, pesto and pad thai every three days for the rest of my life and be happy.

Hush puppies are tasty but they have to be fresh.

Akira statue thing? Whaaaaa?

One more hour to go before I head home and begin the debauchery. I had to hang a bucket under my maw today to catch the saliva as I thought about rum and Ron Perlman, James McAvoy and Will Smith saving the world.

UConn is playing UNC this weekend? Huskies are going to get Tarheeled, Pillow. I love the ACC!

Uconn has their backup QB playing the rest of the season now, which might not be a bad thing actually.

I can't believe I have to go to class tonight.

For the record Chitty and Hawaiian since you'll both be having a good 'ol time while I'm stuck in my dumb class: you both suck.

If I was sitting next to someone who was cheering on Palin as she mumbled, I think I'd be unknowingly stabbing them repeatedly and only when there was a blood curdling cry from one of the other guests would I realize what I was doing.

I went to the Sideshow Collectibles website. Mercy, it's like soft core porn over there.

Warwick Davis 2012!

Thank Jebus we have basketball to fall back on.

And yes, I do suck. The sweet tasty Corona out of the bottle that is.

All you will see is a cloud of dust and titties, peckers and piss fenders.

I will running along the top like a circus bear on a big beach ball, waiting for a nice tight, wet jizz trap to make a couple of rounds and then time my jump perfectly...

You're killing me, Chitty. I can't type through the laughter and tears.

Cocaine wasn't bad at all, but I was hyper enough and my high was lasting way past everyone else's..

Ever come off a high like that and have someone wide open and going nuts?

Yeah me neither, but they said I was crazier than Kevin Bacon when he was going off his end in that warehouse in Footloose.

Yeeeehaaaa Kitty Kitty!!!!

What's all that about then?

I can't believe Goldfrapp haven't done a Bond. Listen to a track like 'Pilots' and I can hear Bond all over it. I'd also like to hear Lisa Gerrard have a bash - she can do a smoky croon, as evidenced on 'Spaceweaver.'

Weak.

Where are you, fellow English film nerd slackers?

How the hell am I supposed to ask you questions about the Iron Man DVD when you are sleeping like a milk-drunk baby in your soft American bed, made from the supple flesh of Taiwaneese children?

I demand to know about the commentary track! Politely, of course, on account of I am English.

I try to use this at least once a day.

I think that if you're going prospecting for fish oil in Wasilla then the only way you can respect her bat shit crazy ideas is to use one of these "natural" condoms.

Not only are the chances of it not working fucking high, but it doesn't hurt the environment and is downright filthy and degrading. Especially if you fuck her crack whore daughter (in the ass, natch) first and don't wash it.

No. I do not like this woman.

I am sicker than necrophilia and they won't extend my date.

Wankers.

Shitheel.

I still think they should throw money at Massive Attack to do one.

Better to just jid into a sock, I reckon. More dignified.

Instead, I'm staying in to watch Recount (written by Jonathan off Buffy!) and then the vice-presidential debate. Mind you, from what I've heard on the news this morning, nothing all that special happened. I was sort of hoping her head would split open and a crab person would crawl out.

Oh well, maybe it'll send me off into a nice, peaceful sleep.

Second, the fool that I am, I picked up the bare bones edition of Iron Man, and while I didn't search through the disc (since I'm a lazy bastard and was tired as a little Taiwaneese child, I don't believe it has a commentary on it. Which would seem utterly impossible.

Though his heart was in the right place, someone must pay for the traffic.

Sorry professor, say hello to my little friend..#2 papermate.

The crowd has to chant "$15 million well spent" in time to her groans.

Strange, that.

I think it's because I may have been harsh on it. Or not harsh enough.

I may have to have a guinness during lunch today.

this laziness/ cheapness ruins the Guinnes. Wankers. Pencil Jihad on them.

Taking her from behind, but you have to wait till she says "don't Y'all come inside me, us Hockey Mums get pregnant at the drop of a hat and I can't have an abortion because god hates that" Then agree. Just as you're about to shoot, pull out and spit on her back. She'll turn round thinking that you're done and you unload 2 barrels of man custard into her stupid face.

No, I really do not like this woman.

Someone had better appear or I'm going to post more Alaskan based filth. And this time I'm going to link pools of semen to oil spills.

I think I've seen too many deconstructions for this one to grab me.

More!

A poorly done Watchmen will have the fanboys in such a rage, not even Ghostbusters 3 will calm them down.

I just don't like doing it alone *sniff*.

I think it's because the liberal media keep picking on me.

I mean really think about it. There have so many, I can't even begin to count them.

Why doesn't Hollywood redirect this effort to more Dragon movies?

Dragons + nudity = $$$

I'm not even going to revisit the novel, just going to watch the movie and see what happens.

I might give it a go, though, because there's not too much I'm that excited about for next summer. Assuming it comes out next summer.

I'm looking forward to seeing the film again, though.

Yeah, Favreau and Downey Jr. could have been a great commentary.

And, that's right, I said COMIC. Graphic novel, my ass.

Maybe it's a mint film and I just didn't realise it.

I look forward to re-discovering The Dark Knight as a serious crime thriller. A serious crime thriller with ACTION FIGURES!

Don't they?

Not to mention stubborn.

It’s been sixteen years since Steven Seagal enjoyed the biggest success of his career with “Under Siege” — one of the best offerings of the one-man action thrillers that followed “Die Hard” — and thirteen years since its lackluster sequel “Dark Territory” signaled a slow, steady decent into the world of direct-to-video features.

But now, with the former action heavyweight looking to climb his way back into multiplexes, could a long-awaited “Under Siege” threequel be in the offing? It sure can. “There are offers and we’re looking at them,” Seagal told MTV News. And he even has some ideas…of a more alien nature.

“I personally want it to be something more modern,” said Seagal, giving us his thoughts on potential storylines. But it’s one specific angle that will probably have fans intrigued, to say the least.

“In other words,” Seagal began, “I wouldn’t mind if it was about something more mystical or…maybe extraterrestrial in nature. Some real government top secrets instead of just the typical.”

Well, here’s hoping. So what say you, Seagalogists? Could you see Casey Ryback tossing E.T. through a window? Let us hear your thoughts in the comments below.

Also, it's no fun around here unless you stir up a few arguments. These hijacked TBs we get on are nice and all that, but it's a little too cozy sometimes.

Is that less cozy for ya? Cunt?

If Jar Jar exists in the same world as the ETs (and The Phantom Menace confirms that he does), I see no reason why some kind of intergalactic time travel doodad couldn't bring him to Earth for a showdown with Seagal. It would be hilarious. He'd be executing his meticulously prepaired plan while also knocking stuff over and stepping in poop and whatnot.

Seagal won't know what's hit him.

A) Good, or;

B) Quite preposterously bad.

Daredevil isn't either.

I do like Jennifer Garner in it, though. Great midriff, as I believe has been established before, plus she does that adorable nose crinkle thing really well.

Midriff. Nose crinkle. Best parts of Daredevil.

Or nose crinkle?

Ooooh, I've never got a Charlatans reference into a TB.

And I still haven't. It should be North Country boy. But Frank is from the west.

And it looks like I did get a Charlatans reference into a post. Even if I had to do it by referring to an inaccurate reference.

Clever, am I.

However, Alba, regardless of the horrid acting, is a absolute joy to watch. Much better than dog face.

I concur, the FF films are better than Spidey 3.

Alba> Dunst.

I may be stubborn, and I may be from the west country, but I do have feelings, you know.

Bunch a cunts.

My ranking of the three would be:

1. Spiderman 3

2. Fantastic Four

3. X3 (the Indy IV of the X-Men trilogy)

"Bunch a cunts."

Here's a tissue...cunt.

That is a just a beautiful, beautiful thing. Jessica Alba's ass, bobbling away underwater. Lovely.

After reading that, I'm not sure that's true because that actually terrifies me. But there was no dancing in X3, so it gets the nod.

Anyway, the west country is dangerously near Wales. And nothing good comes from Wales.

I would say Juggernaut, Angel existing for no reason other than to look pretty on the posters, Rogue giving up her powers and abandoning the team, killing Professor X just because you have no idea what the fuck else to do for drama, and making all Wolverine fights scenes repetitive, tired, and dull-- are far worse offenses than anything in Spiderman 3.

Us Bristolians steer clear of Wales at all times except for Christmas, when we all like to pop over to Cardiff for shopping.

Also, I once saw Faith No More in Newport. They were great.

Can you tell I'm looking for another job?

I just don't fucking care anymore.

X3 looks great compared to them.

She could eat corn through a tennis racket.

What do you hate so much about Superman Returns.....other than the fact its just a rehash of the same ideas we've seen in previous films.

2) Uncle Ben being killed by the Sandman. You know, Raimi you helmet, Spidey does not have to be personally connected to every villain.

3)Crap CGI. It cost HOW MUCH?

4)Dunst singing. Twice

5) Dunst Singing.

6)Emo/ homo Peter strutting his funky stuff like some reject from Saturday Night fever

7)Venom. Not big. Not clever. Just a confusing fucking mess

8)Sandman turning into Godzilla. Fuck off.

9)Power Ranger Goblin (see previous comment)

10) Harry and MJ making breakfast. Did I need to see this? no. Did I care? no.

11)Sandman's dying daughter. Do I need to feel sorry for the Villain?No. Did I care? no

I can go on and on with this, but it was, frankly, fucking dreadful.

Any of the dancing/singing scenes horrid, as was the 'bad' Peter strutting down the street. Considering what came before in the two movies, this extreme campyness was out of left field. And the fact that there was more than one singing and/or dancing scene...awful.

The initial fight sequence with Spidey vs. Harry...Spidey is not indestructible. Sorry.

The whole Sandman tied to Ben storyline...dumb. Not every villain needs to be tied to the hero.

The killing of Prof X..didn't happen, as he switched bodies at the end. I don't have a problem with that one. The cyclops death was stupid, as was the whole Rogue storyline. Day to Night - ridiculous.

You know the way you feel about Indy 4. That's how I feel about Superman Returns. It was SHIT.

Maybe there's something wrong with me.

Just to be clear.

I wonder if they can also help with my Gilmore Girls addiction? Not that I want help, because Gilmore Girls is awesome.

I did enjoy the airplane sequence though.

Hilariously, I nearly typed "Golden Girls" in there.

No, only joking. I had no strong feelings one way or another about that one.

Golden gate bridge sequence-- equivalent to Shia swinging on vines.

If Harry uses the phrase, or some derivative of the phrase "It just kind of worked for me" then the film is garbage of the lowest kind. Because that is Harry making excuses for stuff he knows is substandard but is still determined to like.

It's never failed me yet.

It just makes a nice change from the stuff I usually watch.

Also, agreed, Lorelai Snr does have a wonderful ass. So that helps.

Now I realize a lot of those CW type shows have very spankable babes in them, but holy fuck on a stick are those horrid things to sit through. My wife will watch some of those now and then. Not even sure which ones they are, maybe the new zip code show and some other one. I don't know, they all involve hot rich white people.

I have saved up three whole episodes of Gilmore Girls to watch on video, too! Lucky, lucky me.

Good weekends to all. Even the cunts.

But I think Singer executed the film just fine. And I really like Routh. He should have just demanded a better script. Something fresh....not the same fucking real estate scheme from Luthor. Fuck Luthor-- get a villain that can actually beat the shit out of Superman for cunt's sake!!

Sloppy, stupid film-making.

And we'll agree to differ on SR, because I don't think my blood pressure can take it- but let me put it this way, I would rather sit through 50 consecutive episodes of Coronation St without a toilet break or a cigarette break than watch it again.

And I think I would have a more enjoyabe time sitting in a puddle of my own piss, suffering through nicotine withdrawl in front of a serious that's been clinically proven to induce suicide in monkeys than I would watching Singer's wankfest.

Good laaaaaawwwwwd.

I'm amazed this was never explored in any of the movies.

I would fly over football stadiums and let the shit rain down.

And p