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More than meets the eye
by mrfan
Aug 28th, 2008
06:38:51 PM
Love the voice
by mrfan
Aug 28th, 2008
06:39:12 PM
Ghunz
by ghunz
Aug 28th, 2008
06:44:10 PM
First
DAMMIT
by ghunz
Aug 28th, 2008
06:44:30 PM
DAMMIT
A shiny silver coin
by peagreenboy
Aug 28th, 2008
06:44:42 PM
In a puddle of shit, unfortunately
Cross my fingers
by ghunz
Aug 28th, 2008
06:45:41 PM
The best thing about Transformer if you ask me, I hope to God they get sound waves Voice RIGHT........
It's pathetic the editors here love this film
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 28th, 2008
06:49:11 PM
Terrible film. Boring pointless first half with nonsensical characters and then robots with no personality at all, which DEFEATS THE WHOLE POINT OF TRANSFORMERS!! Not to mention the horribly directed action from Michael Bay, a man who wouldnt know good camera placement if it kicked him in the nuts. this film also spawned one of the dumbest arguments in the history of internet film debate. That being "It's based on a stoopid cartoon derr! All it needs to be good is giant robots and explosions derrr!" It's been dismantled time and time again but complete idiots still use it.
Peter Cullen is still amazing though
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 28th, 2008
06:50:27 PM
too bad they completely misused him in TINO.
Fuck Bayformers
by photoboy
Aug 28th, 2008
06:52:52 PM
Poor Peter Cullen has got to eat so he can't criticise Bay, but Beaks could have been a bit more honest about how shit those robot designs were and how crap the script was. Fuck TINO.
Do we call the next one
by peagreenboy
Aug 28th, 2008
06:53:52 PM
T2NO ? Jus' wondering
The toys are great, and so are the commercials
by Hikaru Ichijo
Aug 28th, 2008
06:54:44 PM
This is all good. You shouldn't develop a complex over a program length commercial that allows awesome robot toys to be made available to kids. Thank you Mr. Cullen for the great work.
derr
by Flipao
Aug 28th, 2008
06:58:20 PM
Derka Derr!!!
Fart Fuckers
by Harold-Sherbort
Aug 28th, 2008
07:02:59 PM
It seemed like they were trying to strike some kind of balance between making a kids movie, and a bad ass, violent, sexually charged, profanity laced epic. None of that happened of course. It was shit.
I would so use that voice in the bedroom
by samurai sark
Aug 28th, 2008
07:03:39 PM
Nothing gets the ladies ready for the Samurai like robotic sex-banter. 11001, 10001, 00011, 01001, 00000, 00000, 00000, O!
My favorite part of the movie
by samurai sark
Aug 28th, 2008
07:06:20 PM
was the peeing. I mean c'mon! It's a robot... peeing! That was awesome! And the way they called "Lubricating" instead of peeing, woah. THAT is some clever shit! HAHAHHAHAHA, he PEEED on him! Oh Michael Bay, you make me glad I pay money for film!
people are funny
by Bouncy X
Aug 28th, 2008
07:12:54 PM
they claim to hate the first movie and thats its shit or whatever, but the second it gets an article or a mention...they cant come on and talk about their "hate" fast enough. internet kids are cute sometimes. :P
Thanks, Beaks
by Heckles
Aug 28th, 2008
07:14:25 PM
Nice interview. Transformers wouldn't have been the same without him, oddly enough. So many things could have been different and the film still would have worked. No Cullen, no f'n way I buy the Blu Ray.
cullen is just a class act...but i'm confused -
by orange cinema
Aug 28th, 2008
07:14:34 PM
shouldn't he be a primary part of the press junkets? i find it weird - and a little insulting - that the actors haven't gone out of their way to meet him. but overall, the fact that their paths haven't crossed in the junkets doesn't make sense. anybody know what's up with that? either way, in every single interview, cullen's humilty shines. i believe because of cullen, that optimus prime could literally be a leading character, and i hope that's the case from here on out.
Aw, thanks Bouncy
by peagreenboy
Aug 28th, 2008
07:21:03 PM
I am cute. Nah, I'm just bored; it's half one here and I can't decide if I should wait up for Obama's speech. Time for CHANGE people! Or sleep, I can't remember
'the blu-ray"
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
07:24:53 PM
what is he talking about when he refers to toys on the screen?
Did he transform into a truck for you??
by picardsucks
Aug 28th, 2008
07:27:53 PM
I basically heard Optimus when I read every line there
by TallBoy66
Aug 28th, 2008
07:30:09 PM
It would be sweet if he did just do entire interviews in his Optimus Voice. Bring back Frank Welker for Megatron in the sequel! (even though Weaving did okay ie. "I'll let you live as my pet.")
I did a Transformers impersonation once...
by mrfan
Aug 28th, 2008
07:34:21 PM
in the bedroom for my girlfriend. She liked it

a lot.

welker for Soundwave, at least
by gnortsmra
Aug 28th, 2008
07:40:20 PM
Since it's pretty much a given that Hugo Weaving will voice megatron, at least get Welker for Soundwave or any of the other 'bots and 'cons. Oh, and Beaks, which wheels need to be greased to get audio of the interview included here, huh?
Love Cullen
by Phategod2
Aug 28th, 2008
07:44:00 PM
Actually tried to watch thatmovie last night at least the last action scene I swear The cinematography was making me sick. I can't see how people watched that.
Did you guysknow he also
by Phategod2
Aug 28th, 2008
07:52:20 PM
Did the Voice of K.A.R.R.
THANK YOU MICHAEL BAY!
by NiceGuyEddie19
Aug 28th, 2008
07:54:57 PM
THANK YOU MICHAEL BAY!
THANK YOU MICHAEL BAY!
by NiceGuyEddie19
Aug 28th, 2008
07:55:33 PM
THANK YOU MICHAEL BAY! I don't get enough chances to say it. Fuck the hater cocksuckers.
Who cares?
by TooWhippy
Aug 28th, 2008
07:59:04 PM
TooWhimpy
by NiceGuyEddie19
Aug 28th, 2008
08:07:14 PM
Transformers fans who are not narrow minded.
Fuck the haters.
by xevoid
Aug 28th, 2008
08:21:03 PM
Here come the pitiful haters. A decent director gives them Giant Robots Fighting and Blowing Shit Up. It looks good. Hot chicks. Great cinematography. and, did I mention, GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING.

And yet all the basement-dwelling mouthbreathing fanboys here still can't get over flames on fucking Optimus Prime. The movie rocked. I saw it three times in the theaters. I can't wait until the next one, actually, and more importantly I am not shrubbery in any form. I liked the movie, I respect Bay's movie directing skills and I had a blast. So all the haters, who come wriggling out from under their DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY-like posts can go fuck themselves.
DOES HAVING TASTE
by Phategod2
Aug 28th, 2008
08:21:42 PM
make you narrowminded?
I do not employ keys...Can you direct me to the nearst chicken?
by WIBoomer1
Aug 28th, 2008
08:28:30 PM
I hope that they are able to lure Peter into doing KARR's voice for the new Ford commerical called Knight Rider...
Nice job, Beaks. Cullen rocks.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 28th, 2008
08:30:08 PM
"This is Optimus Prime and I just want to say to all the haterz...

THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!

Xevoid: Awesome. Phategod2...
by NiceGuyEddie19
Aug 28th, 2008
08:35:11 PM
If you'd explain what in the fuck you're talking about, maybe I could respond. I suppose what you mean by "taste", with no explanation, is making Megatron a fucking Walther P38 and not putting flames on Optimus. If you mean "less humans" by that then your existence and your post warrant no value. I need more specifics.
I enjoyed Transformers...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 28th, 2008
08:35:22 PM
...you're not going to get the "perfect" Transformers movie because no studio would ever make it.

I'm glad they gave it to Bay who can handle action and make it look stylish and fantastic over some hack like Paul W.S. Anderson.

It was not perfect but I felt like a 7yr. old watching it and that's what I was hoping for. Bring on the sequel.

Frank Welker for Megatron (or Soundwave)
by Demode
Aug 28th, 2008
08:41:39 PM
I really hope they use him for Megatron in the sequel. I mean, if he ends up being "rebuilt", as I am sure will happen, it could make sense that his voice has slightly changed (and for the better!) If not Megatron, they really need to use him for Soundwave!
I wants me some more STARSCREAM!
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 28th, 2008
08:43:11 PM
cullen is the man
by ironic_name
Aug 28th, 2008
08:45:14 PM
why no sound-o-vision-text??
Go ahead fatties, start the Bayhate!
by dr sauch
Aug 28th, 2008
08:49:20 PM
I liked Transformers, I like Mike Bay, I will pay to see the next one.
It's simple
by Phategod2
Aug 28th, 2008
08:50:10 PM
It means keeping the Fucking Camera still while you shoot a scene it's showing the action going on instead of cutting away. It's Hiring Hugo Weaving over Frank Welker and still not being able to tell who's doing the fucking voice. It Piss poor acting from Tyrese, the guy From All my Children and the worst acting performance John Tuturro has ever done. It's uninspired plot, Characters, Score, and soundtrack. Its recognizing garbage and not being fooled by the fratboy Humor and shiny PS3 graphics.
Phategod
by xevoid
Aug 28th, 2008
09:04:33 PM
Not alla ction scenes have to be done with the camera standing still I don't mind a moving camera, as long as I can figure out what is going on. I could figure out what was going on. There were all sorts of little easter eggs thrown all over the place; lots of cool action scenes. Was it too fast for your Bay-hatin' brain matter to take in?

I hate super jerky cameras like the ones in the Bourne Identity (that nearly made me vomit) but the Transformers was by no means to that level. I didn't need to see the fuck CAD-designed transformer stand still to know it was an engineering marvel and was cool as hell.

Yes, John Tuturro was bad. I concur. But Randy Quaid was horrible in Independence day, and that didn't sink the film. It's one of my favorites DESPITE Quaid, and the Transformers was fine and fun DESPITE tuturro.

I liked the Fratboy humor. I hate fratboys. I liked the PS3 Graphics. I have a PS3. The plot was fine, for a story about FUCKING TRANSFORMING BOTS FROM SPACE. Yer just another hater, and I'll be thinking of you when I see the new one and I'm having a blast.
It's too bad there wasn't much room for robots
by Dingbatty
Aug 28th, 2008
09:14:23 PM
in your so called "story about fucking transforming bots from space." Or much room for the iconic characters, voice actors, and plotlines. So what if the original toon wasn't sophisticated enough for adults, or "just commercial for toys" -- the original concept, story and aesthetic, is strong and iconic enough to be properly adapted, enriched, and fleshed out.
Should use Welker, but, if not, DR SMOOV
by Dingbatty
Aug 28th, 2008
09:16:43 PM
does an uncanny impression of many of those characters. "The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime": http://tinyurl.com/n2974
DR Smoov Voice acting is priceless
by Phategod2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:23:26 PM
I been a fan of his for a while.
wow....AICN interviews voice actors
by Loosejerk
Aug 28th, 2008
09:32:29 PM
next thing you know they'll have a dumb brunette with floppy tits reading news about script sales.
Tits haters
by xevoid
Aug 28th, 2008
09:39:20 PM
First there's Giant Robot Fighting haters that spew all over the boards here, and now there are tits haters spewing god knows what all over the place. I feel like I'm in some sort of alternate universe. Everytime a fanboy talks here I think god kills a kitten.
"I shall call you shitbug"
by ironic_name
Aug 28th, 2008
09:45:29 PM
I thought it was S--- Piece
by Phategod2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:48:40 PM
Kupp's new name.
The (original) voice of MONTEREY JACK!
by Nasty In The Pasty
Aug 28th, 2008
09:52:53 PM
Too right, luv!
~~~VITOR! STARFIRE CHAMPION! (of analingus)~~~
by The Marquis de Side 3
Aug 28th, 2008
10:09:44 PM
Peter Cullen worked on the first cartoon for young budding homosexuals: "VITOR: STARFIRE CHAMPION"! Guy with long hair and bandanna in torn shirt with sweaty muscles and a big metal ring on a necklace around his neck... yep. Champion of the "starfire"? Come on... yep, Peter's worked on some historic shows, including this little ass-eater. =0p
Yes, bring Welker into the movie!!!
by tvspace
Aug 28th, 2008
10:35:10 PM
We need Frank.
Fuck Michael Bay!!!!
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Aug 28th, 2008
10:56:32 PM
Can't stress that enough.
Cullen is further proof
by Adelai Niska
Aug 28th, 2008
10:58:06 PM
that the best people at doing everything are Canadian. At least in the world of entertainment.
My 3 cents
by johnnykool
Aug 28th, 2008
10:58:44 PM
Peter CUllen is the sole reason I truly enjoyed the movie and bought the DVD. His work is phenomenal! How often do you find an actor who can bring life to inanimate objects?

I could listen to him reading the phone book as Optimus.

Re: Real Actors
by m0reta
Aug 28th, 2008
11:10:05 PM
Cullen:"I didn't even meet Hugo Weaving. I admired his work, but... I haven't had an opportunity to be with the real actors." Don't say that Mr. Cullen! You are just as much an actor as Hugo. We just can't see your face when you work. :-D Spymunk 13: OP served as a stand-in dad for me too. WWOPD!
Continually amazed...
by Galva
Aug 28th, 2008
11:19:35 PM
... by the love this mouth-breathing 4 hour long commercial. Yes, the score is shit (where it doesn't rip from Brad Fiedel, or turn into generic shitty rock music, it sounds like every single score from every single bay movie). Yes, the story was written in crayon. ("it's just a sequel about two robots traveling back in time, the script doesn't have to be Citizen Kane!" "It's just a movie about some kid that gets bitten by a super-spider, the script doesn't have to be Casablanca!" "It's just a movie about a future detective that kills androids, it doesn't have to be Hamlet!" "It's just a movie about a robot cop, the script doesn't have to be The Godfather!"). And yes, anyone who loves it is a God Damned retard.
I am a tit hater
by Loosejerk
Aug 28th, 2008
11:26:48 PM
damn birds.
Cullen is good...
by DarthFloyd
Aug 28th, 2008
11:46:29 PM
Mr. Beaks, excellent interview. Bernie Mac's performance (RIP Bernie) and Peter Cullen returning to the role of Prime were the bright spots of the film.

I also agree with the other posters on this thread that Welker needs to come back as Megatron.

What I wanna fuckin know is...
by conspiracy
Aug 29th, 2008
12:17:37 AM
is these are sentient robots... why the fuck are those two bad actors getting frisky on the hood of one of them? Wouldn't that kinda be kinda a technoroboticerotic threesome? Do ya think Bumble Bee "Lubricated" a load when LeBeefs Character Donkey Punched Megan Fox in the back seat? Really...just a fucking silly piss poor thought out movie from beginning to end. However, Cullen did fine working with what was thrown at him, the guy is a good voice actor...."My Bad" indeed.
Peter Cullen...
by Autobot Optimus Prime
Aug 29th, 2008
12:33:34 AM
...you're my hero!
I saw all the action in Transformers
by bottombrick
Aug 29th, 2008
12:39:31 AM
It just happened to consist of blurry spinning pipes. When it wasn't being scenery for the LaBeef romance/hijinx movie I got suckered into paying for. All hate for this movie is warranted.
re: m0reta
by Chief Joseph
Aug 29th, 2008
12:42:56 AM
Bay once said that Peter Cullen wasn't an actor, just "a voice actor.
Blame that cokehead Bay for Cullen's complex.
And yeah, bring back Welker. In addition to the other problems listed, the voices... Every single Transformer had "deep, gravelly, distorted voice". They might as well have had Peter Cullen play everybody; they all sounded the same due to over-processing.
Howabout this for a twist?
by DOGSOUP
Aug 29th, 2008
01:06:44 AM
I hated the first one, but I'll give the second one a chance. Perhaps everything I hated about the first one will be fixed. Shit, it IS about the Transformers version of Satan after all....Also if they bring in Soundwave I dont give a fuck how big he is or what he transforms into as long as he has that Iconic monotone voice and somehow ejects smaller badass robots. Fuck, he could be a PSP and Ravage could be GTA: Liberty City Stories for all I care. Just less people and more robots and I'll be aiight.
Welker WAS MEGATRON In Transformers...
by loserguy3000
Aug 29th, 2008
01:08:38 AM
...The Game! Go check out the videogame version of Transformers: The Movie if you want to hear Frank Welker reprise his iconic role as Megatron once more - but be warned. Its a shitty, shitty performance, over-the-top (in all sorts of bad ways) and not entirely the Megatron we remember. I wanted to pull my hair out...yuck.

That said, Transformers IS based on a toyline, and the films/cartoons do exist only to make money. SO THE FUCK WHAT? Anyone complaining about this process and who regularly reads AICN, yet still complains baffles me. Why come here at all? Why not bitch about Batman just being a comic book? Or Star Wars as kid stuff? Seriously... its bitching like this why nobody takes you fanboy bullshitters seriously. Or should.
Pure crap
by fight the new world order
Aug 29th, 2008
01:14:23 AM
I am sorry if I offended fans of the film, but I have to say what I feel. Transformers was horrible. The characters were lame. That is important because for some reason the human charaters were the focus of the film, not the transformers. Even the flawed 1986 movie which I still love for sentimental reasons, had enough sense to make the transformers the film's focus. The great Michael Bay decided it should be about a high school kid and his low cut shirt crush. Also, I am not a fanboy. I am a film student who can't understand why people like Michael Bay and Paul W Anderson keep getting work.
Haha
by syn_flood
Aug 29th, 2008
01:18:40 AM
IndustryKiller is a douchefag
TBers united in their hatred for Michael Bay...
by one_crazy_nagger
Aug 29th, 2008
01:32:19 AM
Say what you want about his lack of character development, plot device, story structure, or editing. But, that SOB knows confusing, unnecessary special effects... And, any version of Transformers without Peter Cullen is crap.
This is not like any hero we've ever seen before.
by Irina Spanko
Aug 29th, 2008
01:41:17 AM
This one turns into a truck. I also liked the "Bay the perfectionist" comment and the promise of more humor from Optimus Prime. I was hoping for the promise of more DDR fat hacker kids, but this is good too.
fuck yeah this hero turns into a truck
by SlickyVonBoner
Aug 29th, 2008
02:18:29 AM
He does all the other things heroes do.... AND turns into a truck that runs over shit and honks his massive air horn. Way cooler than most heroes. And he's jewish!!!
agreed, transformers was crap
by Shadow Warrior
Aug 29th, 2008
02:37:21 AM
and i wasn't even bitching about the shallow stuff. I could accept the flames on optimus, or even the focus on humans instead of the robots, heck i could accept it if it was transformers in name only if the story was at least good, but it wasn't. Some of the juvenile humor was just embarassing, the pissing, john turturro's overacting, berni mac's humor, gawd.
Pixar wins again in 2009!
by Thylacine
Aug 29th, 2008
03:30:09 AM
Another fantastic Pixar movie comes out in 2009. My money will go to that film- my butt will be in a theater playing Transformers 2. (Will my butt actually play Transformers 2 while "in" the chair?). I urge anyone who wants to kinda see what sort of train wreck Transformers 2 will be, to donate their funds to Pixar (a good cause) and then sneak into another screen and watch the shit movie.
声俳優についての私の 見
by Acne Scarface
Aug 29th, 2008
03:34:06 AM
normally at this time of night, i'd be gettin' my sleep on, but the visiting little sister just HAD to check her myspace/facebook/worship-me pages for several thousand hours, so now i find myself wide awake enough to drop my 2 yen regarding voice actors, of which mr. cullen is most certainly a proper o.g.

way too many voice actors that excel at their craft like cullen don't get the love & appreciation they deserve, esp. when most of the higher-profile work they could have in animation is usually reserved for celebs or comics that are basically playing themselves, instead of creating something unique & suitable for the characters they're offered. i know the studios want the bigger names for higher box-office receipts, but i wonder how much richer the vocal performances in animation would be if there were more lead roles offered to the just-as-capable (if not more so) obscure talent usually stuck with the bit parts.

animation is one of my biggest loves. though i certainly don't have the level of insight & appreciation about the medium that most others possess, i welcome these spotlights on its lesser-known artisans.

props...*ahem*

crybaby fucks, the first movie rocked, total popcorn flick
by bongo123
Aug 29th, 2008
04:14:02 AM
and made a ton of money and i bet you all went and seen it and no matter how much you cry again about the sequel, you'll all be first in line again.. Bay cant direct shit? tell that to the money men counting the beans from the the first one....
Only a blind loser fuck has no qualms with those designs
by quantize
Aug 29th, 2008
05:38:27 AM
hideously messy and stupid...impossible to grasp what the fuck was going on from one second to the next the movie was OK at best..
Cullen is a GOD.
by CountdeCeredigion
Aug 29th, 2008
05:46:28 AM
Transformers, however, isn't a great film by any stretch on the imagination. I've always seen Bay films as like rollercoaster rides - you enjoy them whilst you're on them but the moment the ride stops you wish you'd spent your money on something else. The movie is almost like the characters' personalities were pulled from a hat. Prime, a general who has been at war for milleniums, states "my bad"? The transformeing, warrior robots that have been at, yes, war for milleniums hide in the back yard of a kid so his parents don't tell him off? Terrible, terrible, terrible. If this happened on an episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch I could forgive it but not on a high budgeted movie that had the blessing of Lord Spielberg. I mean did anyone check that script before it got greenlit?
It just goes to show you guys...
by Its a LION
Aug 29th, 2008
05:51:03 AM
...nobody's ever really disabled as long as they have courage!
and FUCK the 'fuck the hater' haters
by quantize
Aug 29th, 2008
05:51:08 AM
dont blame us because we have some fuckin taste..
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Aug 29th, 2008
06:49:43 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Real Transformers fans only
by Dazzler69
Aug 29th, 2008
07:04:16 AM
http://www.hasbro.com/transfor mers/universe/ Watch entire vid.
Vengeor and Voltron
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 29th, 2008
07:09:48 AM
Next to Optimus, these are my favorites. Okay, so he had no main characters in Voltron, but to hear that intro every day after school...Besides from having great talent, Cullen is a class act.
megatron
by saddael
Aug 29th, 2008
07:56:11 AM
i know i'll get shit for this, but i enjoyed, although oddly less once the transformers showed up. the thing that bugged me is that they didn't want to use megatron's original voice actor citing the fact that he wasn't evil enough! i mean ,come on, in generation 1 he has the most evil voice imaginable. colour me perplexed
the thing bugs me
by saddael
Aug 29th, 2008
08:05:30 AM
is his surname, how dare he share it with wes and pt
It's over Prime
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 29th, 2008
08:05:30 AM
How many times did we hear Frank Welker/Megatron/Freddy Jones say that. It should have been Welker.
yes binks
by saddael
Aug 29th, 2008
08:07:03 AM
i've never heard such a sneering voice
Seriously there would be much less hate on
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 29th, 2008
08:12:42 AM
Bay if he had Welker. Weaving as Megatron was okay. I love Weaving. But there is no way he did it better than Welker could have. I know this is an old debate, and it's over and done with, but still.....
its the rationale
by saddael
Aug 29th, 2008
08:17:56 AM
...behind it that bugs me. Not evil enough? you. have. got . to . be. kidding.
Loved the 1st movie
by Mr Slippy Fist
Aug 29th, 2008
08:42:48 AM
And I can't wait for Soundwave and the 2nd installment. Peter Cullen seems like a real class act. Great interview Beaks!
AS A HETROSEXUAL MALE...
by barrignite
Aug 29th, 2008
08:50:13 AM
...TRANSFORMERS was like a shot of heroin to a body with severe withdrawl symptoms, only it wasn't heroin, it was GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS FIGHTING. I was waiting for a dealer to come knocking for 20 years and when i asked him where he had been he gave me a bullshit story. I let that shit slide though, because he unravelled a clear plastic bag and inside, just for me, was 20kg of pure GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS FIGHTING.
Just Re-Watched TRANSFORMERS The Other Day
by LaserPants
Aug 29th, 2008
09:00:41 AM
And you know, aside from the super-cool effects and action set-pieces (and Megan Fox, of course) BAYFORMERS is a really terrible movie. I admit I totally succumbed to the hype. I do honestly like the effects and action set-pieces though. Like that part where Bonecrusher (I think) transforms on the highway, skates on said highway, blows up the bus, and pushes Optimus over the side is really friggin' cool. Hopefully someday someone will take these kinds of efx and use them to make a GOOD giant robot movie, rather than an OK-to-AWFUL one.
met him at BotCon 07
by VAWitch
Aug 29th, 2008
09:21:19 AM
And he seems to genuinely be humbled by the response of the fans to his work, especially as Prime & Eeyore. He also did Venger in the D&D cartoon in the 80's - and while he said it was interesting, he dislikes being a villain.
He was very much a gentleman, and a real treat for the fans. Luckily, unlike some fandoms, since a lot of his fanbase is "older" (late 20-30+) vs. the TF:Animated fandom, the fans seem to quite respect him in return, when asking questions & being around him. And he respects us back.
I hope he is brought back for BC09, since it will be both TF2, and the 25th anniversary of Transformers :)
To loserguy3000
by VAWitch
Aug 29th, 2008
09:28:50 AM
I totally agree about Welker's Megatron in the TF:game. I too, was amongst the voices saying "Welker for Megatron!" Then I saw the movie - then played the game. And as much as it pains me to give Bay much credit for the Bayformers ;), he did right by not having Welker do the G1 Megatron voice. That voice just didn't work for the new visual of Megatron. On the other hand, much to-do about nothing was made using Weaving - *no one* I know recognized him, so why pay that kind of $? Use it for more TF-time on screen, possibly WITH dialogue.

That said, I do hope they figure out a way to use him (Welker)for another character, such as Soundwave.
Oh good, that
by TheContinentalOp
Aug 29th, 2008
10:13:01 AM
's what Transformers 2 needs...
by TheContinentalOp
Aug 29th, 2008
10:13:36 AM
More humor. Because two separate urination jokes were not enough.
It was a movie
by GiveMeAnFinBreak
Aug 29th, 2008
11:11:36 AM
based on a cartoon created to sell toys. Of course it was going to suck. What the fuck were you fanboys expecting? Lord of the Rings? Come on, now.
D.Vader that was a copout by Bay as
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 29th, 2008
11:20:48 AM
Welker was good enough for the videogame.
We need a phantom menace re-edit...
by Darth Macchio
Aug 29th, 2008
11:47:01 AM
Remember that fan-cut version of Phantom Menace that showed that even in that steaming pile of ass there was a decent movie at it's core? I think the same could be done for this movie...the exception is there wouldn't be much left. Drop say 50% to 75% of the Shia/family/crazy-drunk-mom scenes, drop all of Anthony Anderson's 'screaming every line of dialogue" scenes (can that GET more annoying?), drop all the pretentious hacker scenes (NSA recruiting out of high school? In America? Recruiting for what exactly? And a blonde Aussie califronia-girl hacker? Possible? Yes. Probable? Not a chance in any hell anywhere, ever.). Drop any modern vernacular from the Transformer speech. No "My bad" or "This looks like a cool place to kick it" (with appropriate hip-hop og idiot pose). Drop the zany antics of the spy Decepticon (the radio guy, only Decepticon with blue eyes, etc) and keep him as pure menace like a metal version of Fluffy from Creepshow (as in you see him, your dead...when he walks out of AF1 and mock salutes, I fear my eyes will roll out of their sockets).

Keep all the action set pieces but ease up on the hyper-quick cuts. It's fine for a bit but creates too much tension if you do it for too long. That tension does not get relieved when a robot pisses on Turturo either. Get rid of John Voight...he's hamming it up badly, just like the usually excellent Turturo and it was a distraction that took me out of any sense of suspension of disbelief every time they're on screen.

Cullen's work was excellent as expected but he was given a few cheesy lines ("My bad"? ugh). Shia's manic antics worked somewhat I think but some of it didn't...hit or miss there. Most of the ending is good and should be kept. Camera angles are meh on some scenes but good on others; the one where (i think) an Autobot does a flip over that girl in slo-mo and she's watching and screaming is pretty kewl. The product placement was definitely noticeable but not as bad as other Bay movies. There are other nitpick things but for the most part, it's a fun movie but not quite a *good* movie. It could be better, even for Bay, with some judicious and thoughtful editing and cutting of all of the fluff and somewhat pointlessly frenetic action. Even with all of the design changes (some good and some really bad and not necessarily blue flames, etc), I think they did a lot that ended up being good. Megatron slapping his arms together and making a huge ass canon was awesome but its shown from far away for like 2 seconds in 2 scenes. Why? The highway scenes were really good but it took a couple viewings to understand that Optimus had just totally fucked that one Decepticon up with a extendable sword no less!!

Somebody finally mentioned Venger!
by Turingtestee
Aug 29th, 2008
11:59:06 AM
My 5 year old son loves to watch the old Transformer and Dungeons and Dragons cartoons, the other day he was asking me what Venger did with Optimus. Set up a sort of dissonance I guess.
Arcee design. Sorry if this has been posted.
by HoboCode
Aug 29th, 2008
12:21:46 PM
http://tinyurl.com/create.php
Jetfire design: SR-71 Blackbird
by HoboCode
Aug 29th, 2008
12:23:13 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6c9hao
You say high energy level...
by p0llk4t
Aug 29th, 2008
12:38:34 PM
I say coked out of your mind...
+1 for Welker
by topaz4206
Aug 29th, 2008
12:40:53 PM
Check him out on YouTube, search for Transformers Game Welker, and you'll see he still OWNS as Megatron!
wow an interview with Peter Cullen
by ArcadianDS
Aug 29th, 2008
12:52:17 PM
and you didn't bother to ask him what M-O-O-N spells?

It spells lame interview. this sucks.

Peter Cullen's BEST performance
by Sithdan
Aug 29th, 2008
12:59:08 PM
was as Venger in the animated Dungeons & Dragons, NOT Optimus Prime.
Just like Star Wars...
by p0llk4t
Aug 29th, 2008
01:15:10 PM
Transformers is trying to impress little kids...lets say ages 5 to 8.

Cringeworthy dialog, jokes about bodily functions and lame stapstick. Congrats douchbags.
DVader
by fight the new world order
Aug 29th, 2008
01:24:35 PM
Dude you called me kid wow thanks. I am 32 years old so it's been a while since some one called me a kid. Michael Bay movies do not make money because of Michael Bay they make money in spite of his poor character development. As to why I am 32 years old and in film school lets just say I didn't have any drive intill I got married 3 years ago.
Cullen rocks, apologists suck.
by Chief Joseph
Aug 29th, 2008
02:46:02 PM
Peter Cullen rocks. But I bet if that hack Bay had cast someone else as Prime for the first one, the apologist sheep would now be dissing Cullen and praising the new guy.
Welker is the most versatile VA out there and could have played any form of Megatron Bay desired. Instead, Bay & Murphy pissed on him (and the real fans) just like Bumblebee pissed on Tuturro.
How can adults have this conversation?
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Aug 29th, 2008
02:50:33 PM
I mean what the fuck? Wasn't this ultimately based on a line of toys for god's sake? I mean, this isn't Ibsen. Did you think the film was going to be good when you bought tickets? THAT'S the problem. Yes, this was a loud, puzzling festival of machismo and auto-erotica (fetishizing of cars). Did you think it was going to be nuanced, compelling, challenging... or adult?
"phantom edit"
by Chief Joseph
Aug 29th, 2008
02:55:56 PM
"phantom edit"
by Chief Joseph
Aug 29th, 2008
03:00:43 PM
I know at least one person made a phantom edit of Bayformers; it was up on thepiratebay. But I think it only ended up being 45. I didn't download it, so I don't know if it's any good or coherent.
As for "my bad", that should line should have gone to Jazz. It would have made sense to have him say it.
And to the alleged G1 fan up there. Strawman. NO ONE has said we wanted remakes of "The Woman[sic] Who Loved Powerglide" or any of the (few) bad G1 episodes. And Optimus only said "lay it on me, man" because he was talking to Jazz.
I'm tired of people complaining about Welker in the shitty game.
by Its a LION
Aug 29th, 2008
03:27:19 PM
It's pretty fucking obvious the creators of the game didn't give two shits about the voicework. They most likely recorded Frank in an airport bathroom. They couldn't even be bothered to match Cullen's pitch from the movie. (Listen to both openings, he sounds quite different.)
Hahah...so it's either...
by Darth Macchio
Aug 29th, 2008
03:41:37 PM
Complete and utter shit or fucking Citizen Kane? I don't think for one second anybody was expecting the greatest movie ever. But I'd be willing to be they wanted to be entertained? But that's not enough eh? They want Aliens! or Godfather 2!! It just CANT be a fun popcorn movie that kicks ass AND is enjoyable right? It's either "out of the box suck" so you're a dick for thinking that it might be more or what?

Also...look around dude...not just here...look around your city/town...your state..TV..the world. Look closely and you will see: there is NO such thing as adulthood. Period. Thanks!!

Darth Macchio
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Aug 29th, 2008
03:43:49 PM
Uh, what is your argument?
My most hated Hollywood Term:
by Phategod2
Aug 29th, 2008
04:24:04 PM
Pop Corn flick. I hate this term It's like giving a movie a pass for being total bullshit. Its like going to the superbowl losing and saying they where popcorn team they wheren't suppose to win just look good playing. If people start settling for bullshit all your going to get is bullshit. Then I promis in about 60 years we'll be living in that world from Mike Judge's Idiocracy.
Average cartoon, average film...
by BiggusDickus
Aug 29th, 2008
04:52:12 PM
...but a lovely interview and a real joy to 'meet' the guy behind the CGI. Thanks, Beaks, I enjoyed that immensely!

Am actually looking forward to the next installment...

Bayformers and stupid people
by youhatestarwars
Aug 29th, 2008
05:26:51 PM
Bayformers made stupid people feel good about the fact that they're stupid. It was a mainstream group celebration of stupidity. When intelligent people call the movie stupid, it riles stupid people because it meant so much to them. It's not often that stupid people get to enjoy being stupid.
Wait, Cullen never met the other Stars?
by BetaSword
Aug 29th, 2008
10:14:25 PM
That's pretty mean, 'cause his OptimusPrime-Voice is an essence of the Movie. Oh, and that poster from Aug 29th, 2008 04:52:12 PM, his Name implements most probably his wishes, and that he's having the opposite. As for TF2, I really like to get the Same Optimus-Voice(Cullen for engl.) again, and also the impressive transformation-sequences(I was really enjoying Primes 1st Transformation in front of Sam).
youhatestarwars...
by spencey7
Aug 30th, 2008
07:31:00 AM
...has hit the nail squarely on the head.

Fuck Michael Bay. I suppose we can only look forward to a proper Transformers movie with a series "reboot" in 15-20 years time.
It was a BAD popcorn movie
by PacmanFever
Aug 30th, 2008
09:20:40 AM
Not a disgrace to old toy commercials or whatever. Not too lowbrow. It just failed on the level it was attempting to work on, and there can be no BS excuses for that. It's not as bad as Armageddon, and I never saw Pearl Harbor, but it's worse than any of Bay's other films.
9.9
by critch
Aug 31st, 2008
12:02:28 AM
The only people that hated "Bayformers" are here on the internet, a bunch of children that never grew up. Your 20 year old toy commercial was never any good, deal with it, and it's a miracle that anyone was able to salvage a plot. Here's the plot of EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the original transformers. Energy source that will never run out and is free and cheap is located. Autobots fight for it for Earth. Decepticons try and stop them. Autobots win, Megatron shakes his fist at Starscream, and episode ends. Same damn thing every time. Why is anyone surprised that the same thing takes place in the movie? Movie was awesome, the numbers back that up. Too bad that your chosen crap flopped.
Critch
by PacmanFever
Aug 31st, 2008
11:02:05 AM
That's actually a better plot than the movie though.
He was Eeyore?
by Series7
Sep 1st, 2008
12:07:16 AM
Thats fucking nuts? He's never meet anyone else who worked on the movie? Thats weird to? I bet Bay probably doesn't realize how nice of a guy this guy is. Being a voice actor would be a fucking sweet job. If you look there really are only like 20 - 50 people who do all the voices for everything, then throw in a couple of "IT" famous people. Add Keith David/Tony Todd/Micheal Clark Ducan, and you've got the whole voice over universe.
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