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Holy Possible Kill-Screen!! Olympic Gold Medalist To Take On Champion Video-Gamer In CBS’ First HD SURVIVOR!!

Sales reps by medicinaluser	Aug 27th, 2008 05:35:45 PM
They are always hot usually sent to seduce corrupt Doctors into buying more dodgy drugs
Insert Crystal Cox joke here... by FlickaPoo	Aug 27th, 2008 05:45:16 PM
...no pun intended.
And I don't want to hear any Kingdom of the... by FlickaPoo	Aug 27th, 2008 05:46:34 PM
...Crystal Cox jokes either...I want GOOD jokes.
Ok, thanks for the stats ........ by Aloy	Aug 27th, 2008 05:46:38 PM
...but I'm still kind of hazy as to what demographic they're aiming for....................
Is this still on? by m.dung	Aug 27th, 2008 05:51:10 PM
I switched off after the season where the guy fell into the fire. Or was it the one where the broad pissed on the guys stingray bite?
May the '4's' be with you by Heckles	Aug 27th, 2008 06:05:57 PM
Those chicks are okay at best. And soon they'll all lose 15 pounds, get blisters, and their skin will peel. Good times. I say bring back Parvati!
Heckles by hst666	Aug 27th, 2008 06:09:06 PM
4's really? Quick looking at online porn and get out of your parent's basement. These girls are not 10's but they are certainly no 4's. I would say they are mostly 7's or 8's with one 5-6.
Melee? Is Survivor set in 2001 this time? by Helpful Electronic Lab Partner Robot	Aug 27th, 2008 06:12:06 PM
Just what do you think you're doing, Jeff Probst?
H.E.L.P.eR. by Geekgasm	Aug 27th, 2008 06:19:50 PM
Keep those cold claws to yourself, you doddering old robot.
"One-third of the 18 contestants" by Immortal_Fish	Aug 27th, 2008 07:12:12 PM
Once again, you're such a cunt, Herc. More like -- One-third of the 18 contestants look like REAL WOMEN. The rest are emaciated, plastic whores.
chicks always look better after a few weeks on the show by Toe Jam	Aug 27th, 2008 07:24:54 PM
it's true. just look at stephanie and amanda from seasons past. once they've been on the island a few weeks, the makeup and extra pounds are gone and you can see who's really got the natural beauty. yeah, i'm a pig.
Sign me up for Jessica Kiper. by JediRob	Aug 27th, 2008 07:37:16 PM
I'm out in Brooklyn myself. I'll have to start scouring streets.
I say... by HercsShowerRadio	Aug 27th, 2008 07:48:00 PM
once the women have been on the island for a few days, lost a few pounds, ironed some shirts and prepared dinner for the men they'll start to look a lot better. The little ladies just need to get out there barefoot and bikinied.
Important Question by timmer33	Aug 27th, 2008 07:52:46 PM
So the show's in HD. They're advertising that like crazy. But is it in widescreen??? I hate shows that are in HD and only in 4:3 aspect ratio. That's dumb. It better be 16:9.
Oh great - 50% of the contestants are by Itchy	Aug 27th, 2008 08:24:46 PM
from California. That ought to be interesting.
That guy Randy, is he Eddie Haskell's son? by Big Jim	Aug 27th, 2008 08:50:20 PM

Put it on Showtime... by Wrecks	Aug 27th, 2008 08:51:58 PM
...Make em go topless and I'm in. Otherwise, weak sausage.
Truck fuck Michelle Chase! Truck fuck Michelle Chase!! by TallBoy66	Aug 27th, 2008 09:30:32 PM
She's the pick of the lot there.
I'll take Chase FTW by EyeofPolyphemus	Aug 27th, 2008 09:55:06 PM
She's hot and a production assistant, so she probably puts out in order to get ahead in life.
Hmmm... by zombie_buffet	Aug 28th, 2008 02:27:39 AM
Four of the contestants are over 45 years of age, but "15 of the 18 contestants are 32 or younger." ...someone failed grade school arithmetic.
Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cox! by Crooooooow	Aug 28th, 2008 02:59:49 AM
Indy isn't the only one afraid of large snakes!
AICN needs more bikini shots by newc0253	Aug 28th, 2008 03:50:10 AM
it is summer after all.
Jacque Berg is 25??? looks 40 by couP	Aug 28th, 2008 07:03:56 AM

Come on... by Philvis	Aug 28th, 2008 08:07:25 AM
Don't get me wrong, I like a hot girl as much as the next guy, but loading a series about so-called survival skills and strategy with hot chicks is just beyond stupid. Are they trying to capture the 13-18 year old boy demographic or something. Let me guess, at least 2 of them will have a Playboy contract within 3 months of the show ending.
I don't know about SURVIVOR HD after four weeks in by SpyGuy	Aug 28th, 2008 08:24:21 AM
Chicks with hairy armpits and legs with bug bite welts aren't going to look very appealing in high-def.
couP, I had a similar thought about her by Big Jim	Aug 28th, 2008 09:46:29 AM
She just may be fibbing about her age. But then again, look at Lindsey Lohan - roughly the same age and weathered look. I guess the California sun mixed with 10 years of hard partying can sneak up on a person.
Ken's gonna Ken Combo them by Shigeru	Aug 28th, 2008 11:41:52 AM
fair fair fair dair
That picture of the last chick.. by SlickyVonBoner	Aug 28th, 2008 11:58:45 AM
looks like she should be painted on the side of a B-52 bomber in WWII. hm, don't know where that came from.
production assistant my ass by Leafy McPlantsalot	Aug 28th, 2008 12:59:11 PM
i know a lot of production assistants in the LA area. Worked on a lot of shows. Production assistants don't look like her.
Don't know about Crystal but my wife has a glass one... by dihay	Aug 28th, 2008 01:19:50 PM
and it has an eye!
BTW...Bob looks f**kin' great in a bikini!! by dihay	Aug 28th, 2008 01:22:25 PM

Reasons this season will probably suck: by Homer Sexual	Aug 28th, 2008 02:14:01 PM
1. The last time they were in Africa was one of the terrible seasons. 2. Probst is all talking up a "good vs. evil" and "greed vs. wisdom" split. This indicates a "good" winner, a "moral" and a boring season. 3. There have been two good seasons in a row, so we're about due for another lame one. All that said, I'm totaly looking forward to the HD and assuming it will be 16:9 like all the other HD network shows.
wooo hooo by slkboxrman	Aug 28th, 2008 04:13:36 PM
for survivor, not the chicks....some are hot, not all of them...the ones that are naturally hot will still look mostly hot by the end of the season.....me being from NYC will be rooting somewhat for the actress and lawyer from the big apple.....of course i may hate them right away, sometimes happens....but i did dig that anorexic blonde from nyc that was on the show a couple of years ago,...and she made it to the final 3....so ill just have to watch....damn i need to get me an HDTV for next september.....on a survivor note....have any of u caught the cartoon parody of survivor on the cartoon network called "total drama island" it has a dead on mocking of probst, and all the usual stereotypes theyve had on the show over the years....fat dude, cutthroat bitch, dumb blonde, hot girl, goth chick, hunky dude...those arent the character names but u get the idea....the interesting thing is that they started with 22 campers and theyve been voting them out...but they do it like some reality shows have been doing , with having one less rose then there are people remaining, and whoever is left without one leaves...in the case of TDI its marshmallows, since they are at an abandoned summer camp.....i keep expecting jason voorhies to show up....lol....u survivor fans should give it a look or YOUTUBE it..
Not Ken Combo, Shigeru by maelstrom_ZERO	Aug 28th, 2008 07:00:16 PM
Shigeru, I doubt that Ken's doing to Ken Combo all of them. I'd bet on him doing multiple u-throw chaingrabs to 65%, then doing a tippered f-smash. I mean, all those women in bikinis look like fastfallers to me. And on that note, I'm going to watch this season of Survivor. Hopefully Ken wins. Though I doubt that videogame mindgames have any real-world application.
I thought the Africa season was great by Itchy	Aug 28th, 2008 07:52:14 PM
right up until that Turd Burglar with the JewFro won. Big Tom ? Crazy ass Lex threatening to cut peoples throats? That hot Kelly chick ? There were some serious keepers on that season.
Jedi Rob: re: Jessica Kiper. by Executor	Aug 28th, 2008 08:05:15 PM
If you're scouring Brooklyn you're going to come up empty. Jessica Kiper lives in L.A. and is an actress (check imdb). And having the "pleasure" of dating her for a while I can say she's crazy as a fucking loon. Should make some good TV though.
Leafy McPlantsalot, re: the hot Production Assistant. by Executor	Aug 28th, 2008 08:06:00 PM
The reason you don't see more hot production assistants is that they're immediately promoted to segment producers after 4 days of flirting, or one night with the supervising producer, whatever comes first.
Since when did "Melee"... by Bob Loblaw Law Blog	Aug 29th, 2008 01:51:37 AM
r any other video game made after 1985 or so... have a "kill screen"? Now, if Steve Wiebe were on Survivor...
michelle looks like mia rose by JackDonkey	Aug 29th, 2008 12:24:24 PM

If I was on the show by smackfu	Aug 30th, 2008 07:26:10 PM
I would slap down an innuendo every time the cameras were on us. Even at the tribal council, I'd be like 'You know Jeff, at first I didn't like Cox, didn't trust Cox. But after spending some time together, I think I've learned how to handle Cox."
maelstrom_ZERO by Shigeru	Aug 31st, 2008 10:14:55 AM
Girls never know how to DI well, and if Ken counterpicks FD, they are all fucked. Too bad M2K isn't on the show, though, he would jv 4 stock them all.

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