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Sudden Impact by Gmurrin	May 22nd, 2008 07:07:17 AM
"Didn't your mother teach you not to run with sharp knives..." BLAM
'Damn You Michael Bay' by MCMLXXVI by BiggusDickus	May 22nd, 2008 07:11:50 AM
MCMLXXVI says 'Damn You Michael Bay'. There, I've done it for you this time, you tedious little shit, now fuck off.
sudden impact by Gmurrin	May 22nd, 2008 07:12:42 AM
"You call that a knife?" BLAM! "This is a knife"
A long day by SOHOMEMADEITHURTS	May 22nd, 2008 07:22:09 AM
"Gee... it's been a long day..... and that knife you have there is about as good as a steak knife in a sawmill.... i'm only gonna say this ... Thug goes for the thrust....BLAMMMM ...Once"
Sudden impact by Gd00	May 22nd, 2008 07:22:31 AM
"Let's play a little game of hide and seek, shall we? You hide and my 44 magnum seeks..."
Sudden Impact by filmmakeracf	May 22nd, 2008 07:35:27 AM
I've played this game with punk after punk. Everyone thinks they can win. You...you're young, quick, and confident. You think if you swing that knife fast enough, you'll get me right in the gut and you'll get away. well, there's two of us who think you're dead wrong. Me...(Harry cocks his gun)...and mister 44 magnum here. Okay punk. I'm ready. Let's play.
Harry Callahan says. . . by bluecitizen	May 22nd, 2008 07:37:12 AM
So, punk with a pigsticker thinks he can stab bullets. Wanna see how good you really are?
Listen PUNK!!.. by Porrohman	May 22nd, 2008 07:43:28 AM
..IM..ooooh i need to sit down now and have a nice cup of tea.
Sudden Impact by Falling_Gruber	May 22nd, 2008 07:53:11 AM
Kid, you hold that thing like you're about to carve up a thanksgiving turkey. I bet I could make a pretty good sauce out of your brains with this click. Now you want to say grace or shall I?
The KISS principle by The StarWolf	May 22nd, 2008 07:54:19 AM
(Smiles evilly) "Please..."
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	May 22nd, 2008 07:56:52 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
ChrTh's entry by chrth	May 22nd, 2008 08:08:39 AM
"Haven't you seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?"
BrandonGK's entry... by BrandonGK	May 22nd, 2008 08:13:44 AM
"Lets put away these silly things, and work our differences in a calm, rational manner."
"Maybe it's the glaucoma screwing up my sight, but I'd say you j by stlfilmwire	May 22nd, 2008 08:20:21 AM
It's early in the morning. There it is.
here it is... it was cut off before... by stlfilmwire	May 22nd, 2008 08:21:13 AM
"Maybe it's the glaucoma screwing up my sight, but I'd say you just made a terrible decision."
"Aint that just like a wop?" Whooooops by JackRabbitSlim	May 22nd, 2008 08:29:42 AM
Wrong movie. How about "You think you're gonna live forever, but believe me, you ain't gonna. Not if I gotta say somethin about it, and I'm saying it now." Too wordy, but I can't bother to edit.
Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:41:08 AM
Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf (Sut djavlepik i helvede din bossedvarg). Danish insult found at Cracked.com roundup of strange insults around the world.
"I dream about farting on you" (Sanjam da prdnem na tebe) by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:44:01 AM
Bosnian: "I dream about farting on you" (Sanjam da prdnem na tebe)
"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fu by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:45:20 AM
"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck" (Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba) Bulgarian
"Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors" (Cao ni zu zong shi by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:46:41 AM
Chinese (Mandarin) "Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors" (Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai)
"Your mother is a big turtle" (Nide muchin shr ega da wukwei) by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:47:18 AM
Mandarin "Your mother is a big turtle" (Nide muchin shr ega da wukwei)
Let the rats ejaculate on you."Krisnera zhazh tan vred" by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:48:43 AM
Let the rats ejaculate on you."Krisnera zhazh tan vred" Armenian
Is that a knife in your hand or are you just glad to see me? by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:50:05 AM
Is that a knife in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
"Go ahead, let this contest run forever like the Vince Vaughn on by Jubba	May 22nd, 2008 08:50:07 AM

"Do it. Give me a thrill." by Uncapie	May 22nd, 2008 08:53:33 AM
Uncapie
The first thing you know I pick up a growl by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:55:50 AM
Paint your wagons
The breeze hasn't time To stop, and hear what I say by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:58:25 AM

"I've been out of the game for awhile now... by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 08:59:37 AM

What! Can stop that itchin'?Ain't! Around the kitchen by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 08:59:55 AM
Paint your wagons
Burt Reynolds is a tender lover by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 09:00:23 AM
Hehe
"Lucky for you, I've been out of the game awhile..." by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 09:00:41 AM
"...Unlucky for your, I've been keeping in practice." Bang.
" by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 09:01:12 AM

At Waco, was there really an urgency by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 09:04:24 AM
"At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press going to make it look heroic for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms? At Ruby Ridge, there was one guy in a cabin at the top of the mountain. Was it necessary for federal agents to go up there and shoot a 14-year-old in the back and shoot a woman with a child in her arms? What kind of mentality does that?" -
“Last time I shot a man, he drank coffee.” by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 09:05:12 AM
“Now, look at you. It’s mocha lattés and soy milk, ain’t it? Personally, that’s not the way I want to go. But pal, right now you don’t have much of a choice.”
Libertarian - Everyone leaves everyone else alone. by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 09:05:16 AM
When he was asked: "How would you characterize yourself politically?" Eastwood answered, "Libertarian - Everyone leaves everyone else alone." - LibertarianRock.com
Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in other nations. It ha by EvilWizardGlick	May 22nd, 2008 09:06:16 AM
"Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in other nations. It happens in our own country if we're not vigilant." — Clint Eastwood
“I’m sorry, I forgot your name.” by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 09:07:55 AM
“See, my memory’s not what it used to be. But seein’ how you’re on the ground lookin’ up at me, and I’m standing here, looking down at you and pointing a gun at your face, I figure I’m probably supposed to blow you away. Correct me if I’m wrong.”
“Things have changed since the last time I shot a man.” by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 09:08:53 AM
“Heck, this’ll probably be on Youtube before I get home.”
"See, that's where you're wrong." by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 09:11:47 AM
"This ain't a cap. It's a bullet. And it ain't goin' in your ass. It's goin' through your skull. Now, do YOU know what I'M saying?"
"If you look up 'punk' in the dictionary..." by Leadley	May 22nd, 2008 09:14:11 AM
"...you'd probably find a picture of your grandfather. And, more than likely, I'm the guy who shot him."
Entry: by Zombieflicker	May 22nd, 2008 09:19:52 AM
"If I was twenty years younger, I would take that knife out of your scrawny hand and slap you silly like your mama should have. But I ain't, and I’m tired, so fuck it." BLAM!
Entry: by Mavra Chang	May 22nd, 2008 09:32:04 AM
"You think having a knife makes you sharp? Having a knife makes you dead. Who's sharp now, punk?"
Entry: by ingloriousjedi	May 22nd, 2008 10:05:10 AM
HARRY - "See this in my hand, ask anyone and they'll tell ya that that (his knife), ain't no match. Making me run like that, it puts me in a bad mood. And when I'm in a bad mood, my fingers get shaky. Especially this one." (Signals his trigger finger) Harry looks at his knife. HARRY - "What kinda knife is that?" The thug is confused and scared. THUG - "I dunno man...what you on?" HARRY - "Coffee, mainly. And a bit of adrenaline. But that seems to be running low today." The thug is scared by Harry. He turns and runs. Harry shoots him twice in the head. He falls to the ground. Harry walks to the dead thug and looks down. HARRY - "Thanks for the fix." (joel_foxx07@yahoo.com)
Entry: by tribe153	May 22nd, 2008 10:08:10 AM
Well, well...Looks like you're a little under-dressed for this party.
Entry by LordPorkington	May 22nd, 2008 10:26:51 AM
"Fancy a brew love?"
Was that out of character for Harry? by LordPorkington	May 22nd, 2008 10:29:31 AM
Not if he's in San Fran. That is all.
Dirty Harry Contest by Gzuz	May 22nd, 2008 10:32:46 AM
Harry: A knife just isn't going to cut it these days, sonny. Punk: Grandpa? Harry: Jimmy? Punk: Grandpa, its me. You forgot your pills again. Mom sent me down to find you. Harry: BLAM I hate pills.
Entry: by Disgustipitated	May 22nd, 2008 10:38:20 AM
"Poor choice bringing a hunting knife to a gun fight, boy. The only animal that's gonna die today is you."
Emails by ScoreKeeper	May 22nd, 2008 10:44:24 AM
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Entry by emptystan	May 22nd, 2008 10:48:06 AM
So you're thinking, "I could have cut through the restaurant instead of trying to duck down this shit hole alley." And now you're thinking about every mistake that lead you to this dump and if I'm the guy that's going to plant you in the ground. I can guarantee you one thing, the last thought that is going to go through your pee brain is (unholsters the .44) "that is one big fucking gun."
EMPTY STAN wins a cd by ingloriousjedi	May 22nd, 2008 10:51:42 AM

SCOREKEEPER by ScriptGirl00	May 22nd, 2008 10:57:22 AM
AICN should do a short film competition, that would be cool as a new annual AICN event. Any chance of this happening?
GhostKiller's entry... by GhostKiller	May 22nd, 2008 11:03:12 AM
Harry nods at the knife. "Whatcha gonna do with that, boy scout? Make a sandwich?" BLAM!
"Say hi to your grandma for me." by adamtierney	May 22nd, 2008 11:03:21 AM
BLAM.
open casket by jamestewart007	May 22nd, 2008 11:38:32 AM
On any other day I'd put a bullet through your face. But today I've been thinking. I've been thinking I haven't been to a nice open casket funeral in a long pulls the hammer back long time. shoots the guy in the throat
Entry by Guy Grand	May 22nd, 2008 11:56:13 AM
Guy waves serrated hunting knife in Harry's face, cackling like a maniacal Manson. Harry brings the .44 straight up to eye level. Harry: "If you're looking to use that for hunting purposes... (Harry cocks his gun)...I'd say you're game." (Harry blows the guy away).
Hey Punk... by Jesus	May 22nd, 2008 11:59:28 AM
"Is that stainless steel? Nice." BAM BAM BAM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD... by LordPorkington	May 22nd, 2008 12:30:29 PM
Never made it over to the West Coast yet, but my wife's aunt and uncle live over that way, so I'm hoping to see the sights and the sounds soon enough. Why the question? Am I in deep shit or something? Everyone seemed to be taking the competition so seriously that I thought I'd type the first thing that came into my head. Shame on me.
Entry by Mocata	May 22nd, 2008 12:45:56 PM
" Put the knife down boy. If you're gonna go hunting ...... get yourself a badge "
Listen Punk by saunders	May 22nd, 2008 12:54:06 PM
You shoulda read your horiscope this morning punk. It said that you'd be getting some good news and some bad news. The good news is you just won the dumb ass award for sticking that knife in the face. The bad news is your prize is a .44 caliber labotomy.
saunders by ingloriousjedi	May 22nd, 2008 01:12:31 PM
I believe your dialog would have been better like this - "You shoulda read your horiscope this morning punk. It said that you'd be getting some good news and some news that aint so good. The good news is you just won the first prize for the prettiest knife in the hood, The not so good news is, it's one of those prizes that you don't really want, like a washing machine, or a coffee maker. It's better to get it at caffes. He holds up the .44 caliber - BLAM! Harry looks at the bloody mess of skull and brains. Harry - "You know those prizes i mean?"
Entry by nr	May 22nd, 2008 01:21:31 PM
That little sticker got you into a bad situation, kid. Wanna see if it'll get you out?
anger managment by smddoc	May 22nd, 2008 02:12:37 PM
my therapist told me to use an every day object to help control my anger managment. so this here gun is loaded with a weeks work of bullshit from chasin down punks like you. If I were you, I wouldnt do anything to aggitate the current situation.
"I've done this a few times before. Why are all you criminal sus by human2	May 22nd, 2008 03:57:15 PM
Racist films.
--suspects black?" by human2	May 22nd, 2008 03:57:42 PM

entry by jason2304	May 22nd, 2008 07:39:10 PM
Thats a fine weapon you have there son.A man outa know how to use a knife, myself, i never wanted to get that close. I just dont have the damn time. Speaking of time, the way i see it you have two options. You put that toe nail clipper down and do 15-20. Or stop wasteing my time and make a move. your call punk!!
Entry by evil master foo	May 22nd, 2008 08:12:10 PM
"You ever wondered what the view might be from lookin' out your own ass? Cause I'm about to blow your head straight through it." and then gives wink.
Entry by Perceptor	May 22nd, 2008 08:47:48 PM
Look at that. You came ready to butter some toast and I came ready to toast a perp. I'm betting this won't so much as blow a hole through your head but turn it into confetti. So, tell me punk, which do you think is going to actually happen? My money's on the guys in the morgue putting your face back together like a jigsaw puzzle covered in jelly.
My Calahan Comebacker by Chaykin	May 22nd, 2008 09:23:43 PM
"Planning on carving a fruit salad with that thing? Would you like to find out first hand what a 44 Magnum would do to that melon head of yours? ...Would you really like to know? Huh, punk?"
Entry by Awesome Blawsom	May 22nd, 2008 09:59:55 PM
Harry looks down at the knife and back at the thug. HARRY Sorry, sweet tits. I don't do foreplay. BLAM!!!
Entry by CoolhandDuke	May 22nd, 2008 10:22:21 PM
Harry: (laughing) Wanna be my new best friend PUNK! Come at me with that thing - Punk (caucasian) lunges at Harry. Harry double-taps two shots in Punk's sternum and a single shot in the head in VERY rapid succession. Harry: That's why I don't have many friends. Cue Lalo
dirty by meatnik	May 23rd, 2008 12:45:58 AM
"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extension of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
dirty by meatnik	May 23rd, 2008 12:46:45 AM
"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extensions of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
dirty by meatnik	May 23rd, 2008 12:50:46 AM
"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extensions of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
dirty by meatnik	May 23rd, 2008 12:51:06 AM
"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extensions of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
oppps by meatnik	May 23rd, 2008 01:10:39 AM
Did I stutter?
Aww, ain't it cute. by garrettbenn	May 23rd, 2008 09:06:46 AM

ENTRY by Terrific Todd	May 23rd, 2008 11:22:35 AM
HARRY: That's a nice blade, son. It's big and shiny and makes a helluva mess. But here's the thing: You gotta get up close to make it work. With this (cocks gun), I can cut you to pieces from right here.
Is that a bullet in your head... by Commander Shears	May 23rd, 2008 12:35:25 PM
or are you just happy to see me?
Dirty Harry quote for contest by porkchop_express	May 25th, 2008 11:18:01 PM
"You ever wonder what a .44 caliber hand gun can do to a human skull at close range? Now, if I splatter your shit-eating mug all over that wall it would make an awefull mess. That would leave me with a lot of paper work. I don't like paper work. In fact, just the thought of it makes me feel real angry. So maybe I'll just shoot off both of your legs instead and let you bleed to death. Maybe I'll just torture you a bit for the fun of it. It's all the same to me. How about it PUNK? No? Then drop that butter knife before I blow a hole in your chest about the size of a grapefruit."
Dirtiest Harry... by Chaiworks	May 28th, 2008 12:04:22 AM
EXT. DINGY ALLEYWAY; RUSH HOUR Harry corners the THUG, who raises the knife to attack. HARRY shakes his head slowly. The THUG considers for a moment, but goes all in and lunges. HARRY fires; bam! A bullet in the forehead. HARRY turns back toward the street, wipes his forehead with his jacket sleeve. HARRY "You gotta be sharper than your own knife, punk." CUT TO... INT. SAN FRANCISCO BUTCHER SHOP; NIGHT CALVIN, a butcher, slices chunks of meat as he talkes to HARRY, invenstigating the dead THUG's connection with a beef crime ring... 2BContinued... Fun contest! Thanks for holding it!
Formatting by Chaiworks	May 28th, 2008 12:06:56 AM
Hey, I had breaks and proper formatting, but all my "ENTERS" were deleting, which sort of crumped it all together, so apologies. NOTE: There is a break between "NIGHT" "CALVIN". Calvin should be the beginning of a new line.
knock first curtis....entry.... by mc_homes	Jun 1st, 2008 09:01:33 AM
Hope you had a chance to prey punk, if not i'll be doing this again in hell (blasts his head off)
"Go ahead, make my day jew" by brodiebruce_405	Jun 5th, 2008 05:16:38 PM
Or did they do that one already?
"Put Down The Knife Mr Lee!" by PR1C3Y	Jun 18th, 2008 11:35:57 AM

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