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First?
by TRON
May 10th, 2008
08:55:37 AM
I always have wanted to do that
by TRON
May 10th, 2008
08:55:56 AM
Promising..Khan comparison? WOW
by TRON
May 10th, 2008
08:58:24 AM
After two lukewarm reviews, This looks very promising. Hope to see other good reviews
Wrath of Khan?
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
09:01:18 AM
Who is this Khan of which you speak? And what justification is there for his apparant "wrath"? Seriously, what the devil are you talking about. Indy does look rather entertaining though. The last time I saw that fellow at my local cineplex must have been circa 1989, no?
Good to hear
by Gd00
May 10th, 2008
09:02:35 AM
And first, maybe?
Well, that makes me feel better
by GregoryHarbin
May 10th, 2008
09:04:26 AM
I wasn't born when the last Indy movie came out, and I've been hoping against hope that this one will turn out well. Plant though this may be, a positive review gives me some more hope going into my midnight screening....
Han Solo?
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
09:05:50 AM
I should imagine the dashing young fellow who plays both Han Solo and Indiana Jones is dead by now. Have they revived him by means of special effect, or has the machine simply recast with fresh blood? Either way, I look forward to his making the Nazis look like fools once more - the more that is one to trivialize those people the better, reduce them to a semi-funny cartoon I say! Remember that time Indy had a chat with Jabba and then that guy Boba mugged the camera for a few seconds - that was the gold modern flim making is founded upon!
The backlit, shadowy, smoky, silhouetted image of...
by Piltdown Joey
May 10th, 2008
09:08:02 AM
Indy is emotionally stirring.
This review seems a little defensive/ but informative
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
09:09:30 AM
It's nice to read something so even keeled. that one Merrick put up was more one sided and poorly written. Lets say it kids, they obviously hit some "Classic Indy" 3 pointers. The negs on this are paper thin. Ask yourself if you want to like this movie...
thank you
by bluebottle
May 10th, 2008
09:09:37 AM
"Unlike Rocky, Indy steps into the ring for combat after the first reel."

the whole comparison to rocky balboa was beautifully put.
Iknow its early sat, but I want to see those paper thin hater ar
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
09:11:31 AM
what the fuck do I pay the the new ATT for all this band with if nerds sleep in on saturday.
haters, come and get it
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
09:13:22 AM
(robot voice) this movie rules, i am a sexy robot, you are a terd burger, g-ride out.
I don't understand...
by rbatty024
May 10th, 2008
09:13:34 AM
who can not be excited about this film. I liked the new trailer. I think extending the scenes add just a little more impact.
Top Poster
by mvckalel
May 10th, 2008
09:15:43 AM
Wow, that is nice, and that is what WE hope to see...
Finally, a POSITIVE review.
by HarryBlackPotter
May 10th, 2008
09:16:53 AM
Sounds like it's gonna do exactly what it says on the tin. Can't wait.
Plant
by fiester
May 10th, 2008
09:21:35 AM
Big green leafy plant.
Mutt Williams and the Crazy Fun
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
09:25:21 AM
I'm quite sure that I do not need to remind a single patron of this site about the sadness of modern art and the sickening reflection it casts across all of our souls? Beware this film and all it represents. Just kidding! See you there on opening night!
HELL YES!!!
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
09:29:06 AM
This reveiw seems a lot more legitimate than the first few, and not just because it's more positive-although I can't help but love THAT!! I think all these naysayers that have been pushing their questionable cinematic "wisdom" in recent days are going to be proven wrong in a big way come May 22. I know I'll be grinning, and so will all the other fans of these magnificent action/adventure masterpieces. GO INDY!!!
Remember when people claimed the Pirates of the Carribean...
by rbatty024
May 10th, 2008
09:34:53 AM
trilogy was the new Indiana Jones or new Star Wars. There was also the same talk about The Matrix movies. It's kind of sad that no one has been able to replicate the thrills of the old masters. Both trilogies had terrible second and third installments. There just wasn't enough for more than one film. It'll be nice to have Spielberg back to show the youngsters how it's done.
The Divorce
by phaedrus007
May 10th, 2008
09:35:18 AM
Not to get picky, but it was Spielberg that was having the messy divorce.
fiester, no brainer, no plant
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
09:35:27 AM
the only thing planted on this page is your sense of entitlement. This review makes real points about plot points, cinematography and acting. There is not one unjustified point in the whole artical. You are also a douch.
Indy is coming
by pepino
May 10th, 2008
09:36:03 AM
To show the national treasure generation how its done.
The trailer:
by THT3000
May 10th, 2008
09:44:16 AM
The second best from the three.
phaedrus007
by Jay Jay
May 10th, 2008
09:46:11 AM
Spielberg AND Lucas were both going through/had just been through messy divorces at the time.
Basically POTC is this generations Indy.
by DerLanghaarige
May 10th, 2008
09:49:14 AM
POTC is a trilogy of great adventure movies with an original, but not too original twist and sequels that are both loved and hated by the same amount of people, while the whole thing is some popcultural phenomenon without being THAT big phenomenon that Star Wars is (But seriously: There will never be something like "The next Star Wars", especially not in this cynical time we live in.).
Can't wait for Indy 4!
science fiction elements
by kafka07
May 10th, 2008
09:54:02 AM
kind of make sense for the time period the film takes place in, I guess I can buy it now.

by AllieJamison
May 10th, 2008
09:55:43 AM
Interesting. Especially considering the not necessarily Indy-loving place Derek Flint is coming from.
I just hope Neill Cumpston already has his tickets.
I guess the check cleared.
by Karl Hungus
May 10th, 2008
10:00:02 AM
That read less like a review and more like damage control. Of course, right out of the gate, I can't take it seriously because it implies with a straight face that Last Crusade is better than Temple of Doom. Whoops.
Hey, Planty McPlant...
by Merriman Lyon
May 10th, 2008
10:00:02 AM
......At least SEE the movie before you plant a positive review on this site. This 'review' is too vague to be real. The negative reviews had far more detail about specific plot points. And this review isn't even positive. It's defensive - and it's asking us not to give poor old KOTCS a hard time over its obvious failings. After all, the people involved are dear old senior citizens. So that excuses them making such a bad movie? They should have known better than to make it in the first place.
the fact that this reviewer didn't like "temple of doom" ...
by Toe Jam
May 10th, 2008
10:04:10 AM
totally negates any stock i put in his critique.
No-one has said anything was great about it yet!
by performingmonkey
May 10th, 2008
10:06:19 AM
Every review is either critical or defending it due to the Indy legacy. But what the hell is actually GREAT about this movie??? Not much, it seems. After 20 years people don't want just another installment, one that's worse than Crusade. For all its flaws TPM certainly wasn't that. I commend Lucas for what he did with TPM (not AOTC and ROTS though, which should have been written and directed by others)
“We… are… going… to die!” that was a great line!
by BMacSmith
May 10th, 2008
10:10:44 AM
come on!
FUKIN FRIDGE SCENEscotsman75
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
10:10:48 AM
Please explain FUKIN FRIDGE SCENE
Mutt Williams and the Funny Sward Fight
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
10:11:12 AM
You know it to be true: from this point on every film will contain at least one "set piece" featuring Mutt Williams fighting bad guys with his sword, including at least one 'funny' slapstick moment and one where Mutt seems cool and capable. At least Mutt is proven to impotent in Crystal Skullz and therefor the last cunt to have a franchise based on the life and times of a gun slinging archeomological mofo.
That's it? THAT"S what this movie's about???
by Merriman Lyon
May 10th, 2008
10:12:16 AM
Holy Jesus, I don't believe it. The story's about returning a 'crystal skull' to temple.....? Are you f**king kidding me? THAT'S the mcguffin that Lucas has been holding out for? Holding out FOR TWENTY YEARS? HA HA!

Jesus. I've never seen such a lazy, half-hearted trailer. It looks unfinished - edited by people who had better things to do, and who in the end couldn't be bothered. Does ANYONE at Lucasfilm actually care about this franchise?

Jesus, they keep using that shot of some kid in an Indy costume swinging off the top of a crate. I thought this movie was about the old Indiana Jones - not Young Indiana Jones. The whole thing's a joke.

I can't wait for .....
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
10:12:52 AM
little Suburb Shia to start girlie punching some chicks.
LOL!! crop circle spider thing?
by peruboy
May 10th, 2008
10:13:16 AM
These are the Lines of Nazca, and aren't alien, my ancestor draw them following constellations to know when harvest.
scotsman75
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
10:15:41 AM
Just please don't tell me that Indy gets into the spaceship.
Mutt Williams and the Giant Robots
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
10:16:03 AM
Remember that time Mutt Williams discovered a giant frozen robot somewhere in the arctic and later his grandson tried to sell his glasses on eBay and there was all that swett product placement and also that really cool few seconds where you felt like a kid again, but as the lights came up and you exited the cinema - you just felt like a stupid turd again and went hom to your lonely life and the next day told strangers how great it all was. That's right: Mutt Williams is directly addressed in Transformers!
Cunt
by keanho_in_nyc
May 10th, 2008
10:16:52 AM
Scotsman should be banned like that "Russian dancer" extra was cut from the movie.
One thing i see in the trailers
by red_weed
May 10th, 2008
10:17:12 AM
is that Janusz Kaminski still insits on smoking out the frame and making all the light glow and halo. I can deal with it in other films. I think it worked well in war of the worlds the way they blended the effects with that look. But goddamn this is an indy film! none of the others look like that and it's just annoying to me now. I'm over it. It should look crisp, you should see the dirt on their faces. the lights should produce animorphic flares as the pass the edges of the frames! just like the other movies! Is this fogging supposed to show that indy is older? that everything is slightly blurred the indy's old eyes? Oh i dunno. Who with me on this??!?! Anyone? no... ok. forget it. YAY INDY
I liked the way Indy said "WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
by Tacom
May 10th, 2008
10:20:43 AM
I liked how pissed off at Willie Scott and I thought it was supposed to be intentionally funny. Anyway this and Harry Steele's review gives me hope. I was actually hoping from what I've read from spoilers about age and father and son and an old flame that it would be like "Wrath of Kahn" in a good way. Star Trek II is the only Trek movie that's as great as the classic series IMO.
Mutt Williams and the Naughty Robots!
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
10:26:03 AM
One time some robots from outer space came to live on the planet Earth. There were some good robots that just wanted to help everybody, but also some very naughty robots. The naughty robots only wanted to urinate on people and smash the city. Mutt Williams was a famous explorer who found a frozen robot many years ago. Optimus Prime had to stop Mutt's grandson from selling some special glasses on eBay because evil robots were coming to beat the fuck out of everyone and John Turturturo was like Jesus and had to go tell everyone on the block about he raped kids. I used to like Indy when I was a young child, but parts of me are dead now and I find myself drawn to more adult cinematic experiences, like that one where Jesus is a lion.
How was Last Crusde received
by Jor-El23
May 10th, 2008
10:28:10 AM
Upon it's initial release? I know in 1989, without much of an internet to speak of, there wasn't a forum for nerd backlash. I was 10 when it came out and I loved it, along with the other Indy movies. But I was young. I didn't react the same way to the Prequels. I liked them but they don't mean as much to me as the original trilogy does. That being said, I have young cousins who love the prequels as much as they love the original trilogy. What am I trying to say? You've grown up, you've aged, you've seen a lot of bad knock-off movies and you're jaded. Indy 4 will never be as good as the original 3 were to you.
WE ARE GOING TO DIE
by red_weed
May 10th, 2008
10:28:29 AM
is my fav line! what makes it great is the ridiculous look he gives after it and they hold on it just long enough for it to sink in and become hilarious hahahaha. DOOM is my favorite out of the 3. always has been and probably always will be. I still think it has the best set pieces and the best creepy crawlies.
scotsman75
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
10:35:14 AM
WHY ARE YOU YELLING SO MUCH?
This does not sound good...
by Hooded Justice
May 10th, 2008
10:38:28 AM
So let's recap: we have four reviews.

Two say the movie is awful.

One says it's not awful, just mediocre. Great.

Now this review apologises for the movie and asks us to give it a chance??

Doesn't exactly inspire confidence. Added to that is another of these strangely boring trailers. What are Lucasfilm playing at? Usually, the best scenes are in the trailer (then you go to the movie and discover that it doesn't live up to the promise of the trailer). That's the point of trailers: to hype the movie up and get you excited.

But the Indy 4 trailers are different. Are Lucasfilm DELIBERATELY making dull trailers to lower public expectations? wouldn't be surprised - especially after the Phantom Menace disaster.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Plants!!!!!!
by ludmir88
May 10th, 2008
10:39:37 AM
no!!!!!!!!!!!
scotsman75
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
10:40:02 AM
Yeah, please stop yelling.
SOUNDS FUCKING GREAT
by kwisatzhaderach
May 10th, 2008
10:44:38 AM
"His long lasting shots without frenetic cutting are particularly enthralling to behold." Yup, the master is back.
I appreciate your contribution, scotsman75, but...
by Hooded Justice
May 10th, 2008
10:44:58 AM
Why the capitals? Why no punctuation or complete sentences? Makes it very hard to understand what you're saying.
Merriman Lyon...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
10:45:18 AM
Oh, hoo-Ray! Merriman Lyon is back. And he still has nothing positive or worthwhile to say, as continued predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates. This is gonna be one fun day!
Has any heard of "Tounge and Cheek"
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
10:46:20 AM
because that was the entire point of Raiders and the whole thing. A little inside joke that has nostalgic elements at every turn. This jungle serial on steroids was great because its mash-up theme benefited from the modern film techniques and visual effects. Regardless of their plot point choices within the framework, the framework seems to have stayed intact for KOTCS. As far as those plot details, each film has their giant boulders and also their willie scotts.

SO STOP HATING AND THINK, HAVE A DISCUSSION.

Does this film's choice of plot points work with in the pre-established framework?

Do those plot point represent the good taste of the original?

LET DISCUSS SOMETHING WORTH WHILE

scotsman75
by kwisatzhaderach
May 10th, 2008
10:47:10 AM
Away and watch Speed Racer and Narnia.
I recently watched the Indy Trilogy in the past few weeks
by romanocc
May 10th, 2008
10:47:40 AM
We have to put things in perspective, Raiders is a classic that still holds up today, and TOD & TLC were fun 2-hour rides that hold up pretty well. What makes Indiana Jones iconic......Indiana Jones! I will say it and say it again as to why people didn't love the Prequels, or say movies today that are catered to action and CGI, ITS THE CHARACTERS STUPID!!! When you create an iconic character, you have an affection for that person on screen, and you will atleast enjoy it, whether it is great or good. People had problems with the PT cause they didn't care about Padme & Anakin, and in some ways Kenobi, and if you put Luke, Leia, and Han in those same situations, we may still not love it, but we will atleast care! Indiana Jones is just cool, he is the John Wayne/Steve McQueen/Humphrey Bogart of action films, and that is why people will enjoy this film. John McClaine, John Rambo, Rocky Balboa are all able to have sequels after the fact because they are great characters. I don't think Indy IV will be a cinematic classic, but if you enjoy the series, how can you hate the film?
Hooded Justice...
by jones1899
May 10th, 2008
10:48:23 AM
Um the first two reviews looked fake. The third was very positive and this one is even more so positive. By my count thats 2-0. Positive reviews win.
indy throws a football over those mountains
by LarryTheCableGuy
May 10th, 2008
10:49:20 AM
scotsman75 nothing u are saying hasn't already been said
Mutt Williams and the McDonald's Revenge
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
10:49:29 AM
Of late I have made a surprising discovery about myself and the strange flesh machine attached to my soul: every time I consume food from the McDonalds franchise I suffer from severe acid reflux and horrid gas. How will I ever be able to collect all of the wicked-sweet plastic toy associated with this "film" without eating a few burgers and feeling like shit a few minutes later? Geeks, I need your help! McNugget hates me!
Walk out....?
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
10:51:38 AM
Just like I expected to see people walk out when they head plastic heads metling/exploding in raiders?

by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
10:52:37 AM
Just like I expected to see people walk out when they had plastic heads melting/exploding in raiders?
scotsman75 saw the Topps cards
by FlyingToupee
May 10th, 2008
10:53:19 AM
He didn't see the movie. This review sounds promising.
That's too bad.
by neverhed
May 10th, 2008
10:53:32 AM
I was really harboring hope for this movie, despite Shia LeDouche. With everything more I see.. that hope dwindles more and more. That trailer makes INDY 4 look like about as much fun as LAWRENCE WELK.
oh, no -- aliens!
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
10:53:47 AM
Definitely not as believable as ghosts flying out of the arc. No way, no how.
i like this review
by El Borak
May 10th, 2008
10:54:05 AM
it seems like he gets it and isn't too serious about it at the same time.
scotsman75
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
10:56:05 AM
(robot voice)U R A ROBOT CUNT>>>YOU USE OIL FOR ROBOT LUBE>>>YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A MALFUNCTIONING NORTON COMMANDO 850. ADIOS TURD NUGGETS!!!!!!!
give me a break, guys...
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
10:56:06 AM
lucas was right -- people expect this to be the second coming. objectively, it probably fits right alongside the rest of the films in terms of action/quality. spielberg did this by design. and, had he not, ya'll would still be complaining. the foregoing notwithstanding, the majority of the movie-going public will completely dig this movie, as this site makes up a .000001% fraction of same.
scotsman75
by The Dubliner
May 10th, 2008
10:56:36 AM
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Mutt Williams and the Happy Meal of Fun
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
10:56:41 AM
I can not wait to begin my collection! There are so many cool plastic representations of Indy and his excellent son Mutt to be included in future McDonalds "Happy Meals" that I could just pass out with joy. I like moves that are associated with that crazy burger franchise - you know it's a winner when Ronald embraces your product! Remember when you could get some stupid suction cup mofo Watto from the Burger King and pretended it was nostalgic when you really just felt like a complete cunt?
One reason Spielberg trumps them all as an action director...
by SK229
May 10th, 2008
10:57:06 AM
...geography of a scene. I have an OLD ASS tape called something like "Great Movie Stunts" and the making of Raiders of the Lost Ark. I actually had it for many years before I fell asleep letting it play through the credits of the 'Great Movie Stunts' part (cause it had Raiders 'making of' scenes) and woke up to find a whole other section that was JUST the making of Raiders. And I'm talking like two solid hours or so of probably every ounce of watchable behind the scenes footage available with very little narration or intrusive interviews.

Anyway, the point I wanted to make is during the shooting of the 'Cairo' scenes, Spielberg is given the option of shooting in a larger area of Marrakesh (I think that's where it was actually shot), but he opts for 'geography' explaining to either Robert Watts or Norman Reynolds... one of those guys, anyway, that he thinks it's better for the audience to have an idea where they're at within the proscenium of the action scene both story-wise and geographically.

Whether he was just tired and hot (I'm pretty sure that was at least 50% of it) or that was the real explanation, he's absolutely right. Movies now do not have ANY kind of cutting rhythm imposed on them, either before or after, and so John Williams in his heyday could not write music that fits so perfectly as it does with Spielberg's work. His actions scenes, even without music, are cut and shot in a way that you always are able to follow the story, yet the tension still rises, and the editing itself has a musical quality to it, as though when you're watching a scene like the truck chase or the bicycle chase in E.T., you're not only listening to a great piece of music you're watching one as well. Metaphorically, of course.

Today, action scenes are cut in such a way that you barely know where you're at, what the stakes are, who is where, and they have no lyrical quality whatsoever. Occasionally you'll see it on non-action oriented movies, like the opening of the train robbery in the assassination of jesse james, or the well explosion in There will be blood, but hardly ever do we see that kind of artistry applied to something that's just supposed to be a fun, adventurous jaunty scene. Part of Spielberg's genius is that he takes his enormous artistic power as a filmmaker and applies it to stuff that's fun or escapist in nature.

I guess there can really only be one of him...

Stopped reading at...
by yesiamaplant
May 10th, 2008
10:57:52 AM
..."Harrison Ford’s line reading of “We… are… going… to die!” still makes me cringe." Clearly this person has no sense of humor or comedic timing, and sees these films as background noise while he's attempting to read Faulkner or something. I could care less about his opinion on the matter, positive or not.
ALSO -- indy v. dark knight.....
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
10:59:20 AM
There is no competition here. The two films come out nearly TWO months apart, they appeal to different demographics, and they aren't in the same genre. They're both "hero" films, but you can't for one second tell me batman is anything akin to indy. If anything, Indy's main competition is the MUMMY 3. Puh-lease.
Jones...
by Hooded Justice
May 10th, 2008
10:59:32 AM
No, the first two reviews are only 'fake' to people who don't like what they say. They are detailed and balanced in tone - and do not show any particular agenda. They are pretty unremarkable, actually. They have been 'called into question' by people who DO have an agenda: fanboys. If those reviews were for any other movie, no one would doubt them for a second.

Review no.3 says it's better than the mediocre Last Crusade - but NOT AS GOOD as the equally-mediocre Temple Of Doom. That's not a recommendation to a lot of fans who - like me - think the sequels were very inferior to the original Raiders. I remember that even Spielberg officially apologised for Temple Of Doom in the years following its release.

This reviewer compares KOTCS to Wrath of Kahn (a pretty good movie) only in terms of some plot similarities. He does NOT compare it in terms of quality. His overall tone is more one of apology - not of recommendation. And frankly, if I were to question the authenticity of any of these reviews, it would be this one: it's very, very light on specific details.

hey scotsman
by El Borak
May 10th, 2008
10:59:52 AM
suck a turd dick-less wonder. let me know when your indy movie comes out testicle tumor.
SK229
by g-ride9000
May 10th, 2008
11:01:57 AM
well put, you are a film scholar among dipshit Scotsmen.

cameron seems to have that one down, and sometimes de palma. I feel like Ridley had it, then lost it, but now kinda regained that control a little...Your thoughts on these guys....

But is it true....
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:02:59 AM
that Suburb Shia actually holds his own alongside Ford? I find that hard to believe.
Mutt Williams and the Super Sized Mega Meal
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:03:23 AM
By far the most anticipated feature of any idiot's summer schedule: fooling yourself into thinking you could ever feel like you did as a child! That sense of wonder and amazement - it's gone, it is dead...it is not sad that I am unable to surrender logic and critical faculty to enjoy a film...it is not sad that I am unable to accept the same plot holes and general stupidity I once lapped up as a child...it is not sad that I no longer judge a movie by the re-enactments performed after the screening with my action figure...JUST KIDDING! Indy 4 rocks and if you can't enjoy a good action/adventure film for what it is - go fuck yourself!
Hooded Justice
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
11:03:39 AM
Those negative reviews were written by film geeks -- agree or disagree? If they posted on this site, they aren't representative of the average filmgoer, nor are they representative of the average critic. Yes?
Wow, that was like, well written
by Jaka
May 10th, 2008
11:07:29 AM
And well thought out, everything in the right place. This is actually the first Indy review I've read, and probably the last. This one was nice and level, answered a few questions, gave away a few small bits, but didn't go too far to either side of praise or bashing. Like everyone else, I have my own expectations, and I'd rather go in feeling level, or even positive, than looking out for the negative things I might have read.
Point is....
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
11:08:45 AM
everything that lucas said would happen IS happening. It's almost comical. if raiders came out today, for the first time, I'm sure the people on this site would rip it apart. "the sets look fake," "the arc attacking scene looks corny," "the action's too slow." give me a break. And what's with all of the speed racer love on this site? the critical consensus is that Speed Racer is a cinematic abomination. Yet this site bashes indy? One of the reasons I'm guess this site exists? Huh? And Sarah Marshall is AWESOME? HUH!? I bet if that hill dude from superbad was in shia's role, this reviewers on this site would be lovin' it up.
Is there an atom bomb going off in one part?
by HarryBlackPotter
May 10th, 2008
11:09:20 AM
Just need to know what goes down in Area 51.
flying over the aztec spider
by LarryTheCableGuy
May 10th, 2008
11:09:48 AM
thats awesome. i love me some eric von doniken truth bombs. alien mythology belongs in indiana jones as much as jesus, moses, atlantis and the indian religion thing. i cant wait, if i was 10 i would love this without any bullshit knickpicking, but i wouldn't be about the movie bneing boring or sow at any points caue you know it's not gonna be that way, any talky scenes are there to move the plot forward.
er, jarjarjockstrap...
by Hooded Justice
May 10th, 2008
11:10:21 AM
'Film geeks' are human beings too. There's nothing about any of these four reviews that suggests they weren't written by reasonably intelligent, articulate adults. Their opinions are valid, just like yours or mine.
seth rogan as indy!!!!
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
11:10:39 AM
if that had gone down, this site would have been on cloud 9, no doubt.
jarjarsjockstrap
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:12:04 AM
That's because nobody here gives a shit about Speed Racer but we do give a shit about Indy. We just don't want to see Lucas and company sodomize the series like we all know he's capable of.
someone ban this cock
by El Borak
May 10th, 2008
11:12:06 AM
pretty please?
I saw this movie...
by TopHat
May 10th, 2008
11:12:34 AM
...and its horrible. If you don't think Lucas is a hack after this AND the prequels, then you're either delusional or in denial. Everything you'd think is going to be revealed and happen, does. This is a typical Lucas/Spielberg "for the fans" cop-out. Now, the most interesting part of all of this is the excuses fans will make up to defend it. I think Harry and Quint's introductions to these reviews pretty much scream "I'm giving this movie a positive review no matter what!". It'll be fascinating to hear Moriarty's take. But, it'll probably be much of the same "Is it prefect? No. But, damned if I didn't have a great time!" I'm sure we won't be able to count on a comparison of the movie with Frank Darabot's script; that will show the obvious kinks in Lucas' armor. Even though Moriarty is supposedly friends with Darabot, and is already in Lucasfilm's bad graces. Yep, this'll be a typical "If you don't like this movie, then you don't GET movies" senario that's become all too familiar for AICN these past years. Its as if the fanboy community has given up on blockbusters being fun AND extremely well-made like they used to. Just include some throw-backs and homages to those movies, make it "fun", and you'll get a favorable review. I mean, X-MEN 3, TRANSFORMERS, FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER, getting good reviews? Really? Fandom made excuses for the SW prequels the same blindly way that born-again Christians make excuses for the Bush adminstration. I for one, do NOT want to settle for "well, its fun" or "at least it took the source material seriously". I want the same great movies I grew up with. And I don't mean the same FEELINGS I got watching them. I want them just as well-made and original. But, how is that going to happen if we keep giving working film-makers today free passes? Especially the same film-makers who MADE these great movies of yesteryear? Zemekis, ANOTHER Christmas Carol? Really? Cameron, a story about a guy who goes to a planet with giant cats, ala WIZARD OF OZ? Really? Lucas, a clone wars animated feature AND live-action SW TV show? Really? Spielberg, ANOTHER Indian Jones movie where he's old and you have to pair him up with his long-lost son and Marion? Really? Miller, HAPPY-FUCKING-FEET?? And, what do we have in the "up-and-coming" department of blockbuster movie makers? Stephen Summers? Tim Story? The guy from SWINGERS? The guy from THE LAST SEDUCTION. WILLAIM-FUCKING-RIKER from the Next Generation?? Yes, IRON MAN was okay, but, does it really compare to the movies we all grew up with? And again, not in FEELING. Not in HOMAGE. And yes, there's Nolan and Singer (even though he managed to make Superman boring) but, even their movies, that I've seen (haven't see Dark Knight yet), don't compare. They're like very precise intellectual exercises, where they make sure to cover all the rules of screenwriting that Terry Rosiaro has come up with in his Wordplay columns. Which is what Kasdan and all the other great writers and film-makers from the past did as well, but, their films never FELT as if some screenwriter was tacking up index cards on a bulletin board while you watched them. Where's the magic? Do you really think 3-D will save us? Do we really need an IMAX screen to get back to what we all grew up with? I don't think so. I believe a better and less costly way is to criticise these movies that come out now when they don't deliver. No more free passes for "just okay" or "it was fun". Time to get back to work. Break time's over.
Btw, WELL SAID ROMANOCC
by SK229
May 10th, 2008
11:13:06 AM
The hypercritical assholes in these TB's are starting to make me sick of coming here. Listen, I hate the prequels with the rest of them, because I think there are plenty of valid arguments as to why they are bad, but the hate for this film before anyone's seen it is bordering on insanity.

Romanocc is right - IT'S THE CHARACTER. The ONLY thing I was worried about with the trailers was whether I'd feel like Ford hadn't found the character again and wouldn't be able to act or sound like him. Well, from everything I've seen, he absolutely has and as long as it's Indy up there, I'll enjoy watching this. The action is obviously there and it's Indiana Jones. I don't need a complex fucking plot or some pseudo-cynical, introspective bullshit that all the other TBer's seem to expect from this movie, even though none of the other films really had this, you just imagine they did, and when they really did (last crusade) you hate them for it.

I'm not against criticism when it's valid, but lately, all of the hatred of movies seems to be getting more and more to the point of people's own insecurities and jealousies and disappointments in life being projected onto that silver screen. I'm honestly beginning to feel that many of you have no idea how to enjoy a movie anymore.

Beyond that, there is something I like to call the paradox of the grown-up film geek. The paradox is this - you expect movies like Batman, Iron Man, Indiana Jones, etc. to satisfy you in the same way they did when you were a kid, but that is impossible. The reason for this is that, hopefully, you are now a FUCKING GROWN-UP, and deep in your soul, in order to be truly satisfied, you need your art to have a little more depth to it. The perceived depth of the original films, such as Raiders, isn't really there, you only imagine that it is because it awakens something in you that remembers a better self or a better time. It's nostalgia. Not to say it isn't a great film, but part of what makes it great to you is that it hit you when you were young. So when they go back and make a new one and it doesn't have that same feeling that you expect, you become disappointed, rather than trying to see the film for what it is - the same thing you were given when you were younger, only now you're searching for a feeling it couldn't possibly give you because you're seeing it as an adult. If you want real depth, watch The Godfather again, watch Cuckoo's Nest, hell, watch Zodiac if you need something more recent. If you saw those films when you were younger, chances are, they will become better and more meaningful to you as you age. The real paradox is that many film geeks expect from their super-hero and genre fare the same as one receives as an adult from more traditionally hearty, tragic/dramatic fare, but I'm sorry, it's literally fucking impossible to make a movie about a guy who walks around in a bat costume and make it seem like Raging Bull. There's a fine line where the movie can be great, but once you step over it, it becomes ridiculously self-serious, and I'm afraid many film geeks are not happy on either side of that line.

Hooded justice...
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
11:13:29 AM
I agree. I'm just saying they're not representative of the average filmgoer. And, of course, I value their opinions. And, of course, I think they'll see this movie in droves -- even if they think it sucks. Same thing happened with the prequels. They're still film fans, at the end of the day.
It Belongs in a Museum!
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:13:53 AM
All I want to know is, what happens with the ark?
Political Interpretation?
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:14:04 AM
Can somebody who has seen the film please offer us a reading of the film focussed primarily upon the politics represented within and their potential meaning against today's dark backdrop of fear and horror? JUST KIDDING! Tell us - does Indy whip all of the bad cunts? Does he? Does he? Does he punch his son in the throat and rip out his beating heart?
Re:g-ride9000
by SK229
May 10th, 2008
11:16:31 AM
I agree, Cameron definitely has it BIG TIME. Ridley did have it, and then there was the action in Gladiator, which I thought was ALL over the place editorially, but I haven't seen his more recent films. Alien and Blade Runner are pure sci-fi genius though... De Palma is another one, you're right (Untouchables Eisenstein homage still holds up amazingly well)... good names though!
Scottsman 75
by Evil_Imp
May 10th, 2008
11:17:30 AM
Go fuck yourself already! nobody wants to read your childish CAPITALIZED rants every other post ok? you clearly have or border on a mental instability to be so worked up over a movie you still have yet to see. Somewhere in your ypbringing someone never taught you haw to temper your disapointment i guess, cause ranting like you are on an internet talk board about a movie that you have predetermined to hate and tear down without any first hand knowledge reeks of a mental problem.
excuse my spelling errors...
by Evil_Imp
May 10th, 2008
11:18:44 AM
But the point still stands
THE ARK
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:19:05 AM
So what happens to it?
I Was at the Same Screenin As scottsman 75
by SantosLHalper
May 10th, 2008
11:20:01 AM
the ufo at the end fucking rocked. scottsman was to busy getting his diaper changed by his dad to understand the significance of what happens at the end.
SK229 is correct
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
11:22:03 AM
It IS about the character, and that, too, was my only concern about the film. But, Ford looks like he's up to the task, and the trailers indicate just that. I can't believe the people on this site wanted someone else cast as Indy. FORD IS INDY. Indy lives with ford and dies with ford -- PERIOD. The reason the character is so awesome is because FORD made him awesome. Many others have tried to play indy (frazier in the mummy, hairless cage in national treasure, jolly in tomb raider, matthew magagsneyey in sahara, etc, etc, etc), and they all failed miserably. MISERABLY. No one is indy BUT ford. Hell, the reason the PREQEULS sucked was because they lacked a Han-solo type of character. They lacked Ford. When ford is on -- he's on.
We are going to die line makes your cringe?
by gwarwilleatyou
May 10th, 2008
11:22:17 AM
I'm sorry that line is awesome. That is all
Best scene in the film:
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:22:30 AM
Mutt Williams is punched in the throat by his own father! Mutt begins to double over, vomits and starts to cry! Through his tears, Mutt sees Indy stroll off, whistling his own them tune as his retarded son writhes in a pool of his own vomit on the floor of some tacky looking set. JUST KIDDING! I can not wait to see Indy fuck all of those naughty Nazis right in the poodoo hole, with the help of his wicked-sweet sword fight son, Mutt, Friend'O'Robots.
I have no problem with someone disliking this movie
by Evil_Imp
May 10th, 2008
11:22:52 AM
I have a problem with 20 + posts in CAPS just spewing out hate and Venom with no intelligent discussion or ctiticism behind it . I doubt Scotsman even tried or wanted to like this movie....just a hunch.
Scotsman75 - Cheers, mate. Sound amazing.
by HarryBlackPotter
May 10th, 2008
11:23:08 AM
Seriously, I know you're just pissing on it because you've swallowed too much cum and it's warped your brain, but this sounds fucking tops. Great work cock muncher!
Sword Fighting Son Called Mutt
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:27:00 AM
I mean seriously - if somebody had told you, 20 years ago, that Indy has a sword wielding son that goes by the name of "Mutt" - well, you'r just about vomit blood out of your sphincter and laugh until your fucking tiny sould popped out of your nostril! How sad does this sound from the outset? Some cool new Lego sets have come out though! LEGO is cool? Isn't it?
"we.. are.. going to die" was awesome
by LarryTheCableGuy
May 10th, 2008
11:27:23 AM
but "yea, ALL of us" was my favorte delivered line
Regardless, I'm there.
by Grendel745
May 10th, 2008
11:28:59 AM
You'd think Ford and company was coming to your house and lighting a turn on fire on your front step. All I'm asking for is to be entertained for a while for my $10, which I know Indy will do. Raiders, Temple of Doom and Last Crusade did that back in the day and in a few weeks Crystal Skull will carry forth that legacy. The Indy movies are not some cinematic holy grail (and neither are the original Star Wars films), despite my deep and abiding love for them (and the original trilogy). Its a frakking movie. There are many, many things Hollywood does that will work me into a angry frenzy (talk of remaking Casablanca being #1 on the list) but releasing a new Indiana Jones movie isn't one of them. I know that when I go opening weekend with my two older sons (ages 9 and 12) that we're going to be thoroughly entertained which is the entire reason I watch movies.
It Belongs in a Museum!
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:29:04 AM
Has anyone ever noticed that Indy never got to keep any of the treasures he was looking for except the cross thing at the beginning of Crusade? Does he finally get to keep a treasure in IJ4?
Regarding those seventies directors...
by rbatty024
May 10th, 2008
11:29:52 AM
I think Spielberg is one of the few who hasn't lost his touch. Catch Me if You can is an absolute classic and I also enjoyed Minority Report despite Tom Cruise. Even when he has a miss, like Terminal, at least it's an interesting movie. He's not afraid of moving away from his comfort zone. I love how he says he made the new Indy movie basically because it would be fun. Hopefully that attitude translates into the final product.
I am so looking forward to this flick...
by Mistahtibbs
May 10th, 2008
11:30:05 AM

...and everyone of you nay-saying, "PLANT!"-shouting, failure-cheering, parent's basement-dwelling, overweight, cheetos-scarfing, self-abusing, bearded, goateed...........um, where was I?

Oh yeah.

FUCK YOU!

cunts.

With all my venom.

MT

SCOTSMAN........
by Evil_Imp
May 10th, 2008
11:30:47 AM
SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP , MATE
meesa called mutt williams meesa your humble servant
by LarryTheCableGuy
May 10th, 2008
11:34:21 AM
"that won't be neccesary"
Hey Scotty..
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
11:36:37 AM
Why don't you pack up your foul-mouthed ramblings and head to your room. I think your time would be better spent playing with toy phasers in your make-believe engine room. Leave these talkbacks to people who actually give a damn.
Will someone please shoot Scotsman75!
by alucardvsdracula
May 10th, 2008
11:37:08 AM
What a total and utter prick.
Mutt Williams and the Giant CGI Ants
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:37:25 AM
Remember that time in the 80s when things were all reaql cheesy, but still kinds goofy fun? Those times are gone! Prepare yourself for Mutt Williams: Honey I Shrunk The Mutt
solobear
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:38:24 AM
Though I do find it funny that he hasn't ripped Shia apart. Could it be true that he actually did a good job in this movie?
Giant Ants: Honey I Shrunk The Mutt
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:39:11 AM
You know it to be true and will hate youerself when you see it!
Apologies for my language...
by Mistahtibbs
May 10th, 2008
11:39:22 AM

Seriously.

Sorry about that.

No excuses. Just apologies but the sentiment remains the same.

MT

CLoVERFIELD MONSTER!!!!!!!
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
11:39:36 AM
I hear the cloverfield monster makes a cameo in this movie, and then gizmo fights in him Mortal Kombat!
Give it a chance...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
11:40:00 AM
Let's give Shia, and everykne else in this film and behind the scenes of this film the chance. I'm betting they made a movie that we'll enjoy and that they will be proud of.
RE: It Belongs in a Museum!
by Mission Code Z
May 10th, 2008
11:40:20 AM
Wouldn't it be cool, and fitting, if the series ends with the fertility idol back in Indy's hands...just the way it all started, from our vantage point? : )
Giant Ants: Honey I Shrunk The Mutt
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:43:28 AM
My soul hurts just thinking about stupid shit like that!
I noticed something
by Megamonki
May 10th, 2008
11:44:15 AM
all the bad reviews seem to "nitpick" and involve their personal feelings while the good ones use context and detail.... just a thought
that trailer is WAAAAY better
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
May 10th, 2008
11:45:16 AM
than the others.
Honey, I shrunk the Mutt!
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:46:52 AM
That bit with the giant ants made me die a little bit inside.
maybe its the music is more peppy
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
May 10th, 2008
11:47:05 AM
THE TRUTH...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
11:47:06 AM
Megamonki has just put forth what many of us have been thinking since these INDY 4 reviews and talkbacks started. He hits the nail on the head. Why do these people feel the need to tear this film to pieces when it isn't even out yet? I do not lend any credence whatsoever to any of the negative bullshit these fanboy wannabes are putting forth.
Mission Code Z
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:48:02 AM
That's exactly what I thought.
LINES OF NAZCA
by peruboy
May 10th, 2008
11:49:08 AM
I think this is the first time they appear in a movie, It's a shame Maria Reich is not alive to see it. Probably she would said "For God's sake it's not alien!!" lol
Everyone involved is dead inside:
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:52:49 AM
HERB WEST
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
11:53:40 AM
Hey, Herb, if you're still out there, I have a question for you. How long have you been a voice of reason on these talkbacks?
Everyone involved is dead inside:
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:54:45 AM
G. Lucas, H. Ford, Senior Spielbergo, the Audience - EVERY last person involved with this project is dead to me. Just kidding! I can not wait to text my friend about this movie (and the girl I'm with) as I semi-watch this movie!
solobear
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
11:54:54 AM
I try my best, but it's hard sometimes. :)
One last thing -
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:56:19 AM
One last thing -
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
11:58:33 AM
the other day I did visit my local toy store and purchased a very nice 3 & 3/4 inch Indy figure produced by Hasbro. Also, I purchased the bad guy robot from Iron Man - I can not remember his name, but the Dude was inside and tried to kill Robert Downey Jr!!!!!!!!!!1!!
I Hear Ya!
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
11:58:36 AM
Y'know, it's hard to be civil and try to have an intelligent conversation when you're surrounded by all this unfounded negativity. The crap that some of these numbskulls resort to saying is not intelligent or amusing. Why do they waste their time? I Do enjoy talking with others about film, even when their opinions don't mesh with mine, but that's half the fun of it. But this other stuff goes way far around the bend.
IRON MONGER
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:01:20 PM
Iron Monger
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:04:24 PM
...that's the guy! He was quite the cunt really, wasn't he? I mean the way he tried to smash that other nice robot fellow? But really, he was only in action for a couple of seconds so I guess it doesn't matter. Nice robot design though, especially cool that Dude's inside.
Scotsman...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:06:06 PM
Well...you just have some clever witicism to offer up on just about everything, don't you. Why don't you go crawl back inside a case of Lucky Charms you useless fuck, and leave the rest of us alone. You're little more than a hemorhoid. Tell me this, Scotty, is it even remotely possible that you might have something useful or halfway intelligent to say?
At least we've risen above ....
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:06:52 PM
the Shia hate. That's good, I guess.
Jeff Bridges
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:07:46 PM
I thought that Jeff Bridges was great as the villain. He, and the rest of the cast of IRON MAN were excellent. That flick was one helluva great way to kick off the summer movie season.
Iron Monger Redux
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:10:26 PM
The thing I like the most about the fictional character known as "Iron Monger' is that there is a little man inside of him that tells hiim what to do. The little guy inside of 'Iron Monger' has a cool beard and everything. Also, I think Mutt Williams will be in the next Iron Man adventure because his name is just soooo cool. Go on, say it out loud: Mutt! Mutt Williams! Turd Burglar and sword fighter! Yo!
Herb...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:10:43 PM
Have you seen SPEED RACER yet?
You're little more than a hemorhoid
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:11:07 PM
Ha. Or like my Grandaddy used to say. He's like a carbuncle in the crack of a man's ass.
shia is amazing
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:12:05 PM
even stevens for heisman.
solobear
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:13:44 PM
No I haven't. I really haven't even watched a trailer for it yet. Though if I find it floating around online somewhere it may become mine. Just kidding of course.
scotsman75!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:13:57 PM
Dude, when are we gonna play POGS? I've been waiting 15 years for our epic re-match.
Who gives a damn?
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:15:03 PM
I really don't give a rat's left testicle where Lucky Charms comes from, dickhead. You're the one who needs to get his facts straight-everything you have have been putting out here for the masses is nothing but venom-filled, hate-laced garbage. If you'd like to join in and have a pleasant conversation, terrific. Otherwise, shut your stinking pie-hole. You're not funny, just sad. Go play bully somewhere else.
scotsman75 is the king of kings...
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:15:05 PM
and the bravest soul I've ever known. we used to roll together is east r'dale. word, scots. 4 lyfe.
Iron Monger is pretty cool
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:15:41 PM
I was just sitting there thinking the other day about how cool it would be if Mutt Williams had a sweet sword fight! They could use the same choreography as one of the Star Wars light sabre fights!
SOLOBEAR!!!...shut up
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:17:13 PM
Dude, leave scots alone. Me and him are boys, fo shiz, and I don't like you smack talking him. In high school, Scots was the MC in Cabaret, and he was AMAZING.
Insults
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:18:54 PM
Hey, punk, I'm not insulting Irish folks or Scottish folks-just you. But it doesn't seem to bother you that you spend a vast majority of your time here insulting everyone else. Your brainless ramblings get old MIGHTY quickly. Oh, and the fact that you are able to ype in capital letters doen't impress anyone, either.
scotsman75 and me in high school...
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:19:14 PM
Dude, remember jc? What's he been up to?
Iron Monger vs. Mutt Williams
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:20:41 PM
Sometimes when my wife goes to bed early I just sit up all night drinking delicious Jim Beam bourbon and thinking about epic battles between characters from different movies. I think one of the best ones I have been thinking about as late involves Mutt Williams using his sweet sword fighting skills against that evil robot guy from Iron Man. Who do you guys think would win?
scotsman75, I love you.
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:20:43 PM
There -- I said it.
Enough
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:20:48 PM
So what happens to the Ark?
telemarketer, the winner would be...
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:21:53 PM
Sebulba. That dude's got the juice, now, grandma.
The Ark
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:22:24 PM
It sounds like you get to see the Ark, or at least the crate containing it, for a moment, but nothing more. Maybe Indy will get to make some crack about it. I'm smiling just thinking about it.
Who would win:
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:22:58 PM
In a battle to the death, which of these fictional characters do you feel would reign supreme? Mutt Williams of Iron Mongbot?
"we are going to die" is a great fucking line
by darwinmayflower
May 10th, 2008
12:23:18 PM
don't fuck with the temple of doom!
Sebulba...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:24:28 PM
Funny you should mention that. I'm listening to the EPISODE I sscore as we talkback, and the piece of music playing at this very moment is the Flag Parade piece. Nothing beats some good John Williams orchestral goodness. Nw, if that darn INDY 4 score would just come out...
That's what I was afraid of...
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:25:17 PM
Did they really stage that whole warehouse part just so we could get a glimpse of the ark and that's it? That's a rip off. I really hoped Indy would be able to keep something for once.
Scotsman...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:26:22 PM
If I have insulted you, then I beg your forgiveness. But I do find that much of your acid-toned comments are negatively provocative, to say the least. Tell me, ar eyou the fellow who said he just got a copy of the film earlier?
Mutt Williams < Iron Monger
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:26:37 PM
I think we can all finally agree on something: Mutt Williams could never defeat Iron Monger in a fight!
Herb...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:27:40 PM
I agree, Herb. Maybe this time he'll get to keep Marion. Just think, that might give Indy the oncentive to go looking for that Fertility Idol again...
Iron Monger
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:29:21 PM
Of course he couldn't, Telemarketer. That is, unless he gets his hands on one of them big ass TRANSFORMER robots. Then old Iron Monger would be turned into tin foil pretty damn quick!
Thats cool that Spielberg made this for the fans
by Spamster
May 10th, 2008
12:29:27 PM
but did he replace all the guns with walkie talkies?
Rude cunts!
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:29:45 PM
There sure are some rude cunts on this website!
telemarketer, Sebulba would still win!!!! Even if Uwe Bol joined
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:30:05 PM
Sebulba and Watto are the greatest CGI creations in cinema history. With Watto playing "Mickey" to Sebulba's "Rocky," Mutt, Iron Monger, Jessica Alba, AND Uwe Bol would all be royally screwed. When Sebulba rolls up 'longside ya and flashes his grill -- it's game over.
scotsman75
by DirkD13"
May 10th, 2008
12:30:43 PM
Think about it dude, the end of Raiders had vengeance seeking angels that melted faces, exploderised heads and sent fire through peoples stomachs. The end of Crusade had an immortal Knight and death by instant aging. Why should aliens and saucers be a problem? I would certainly find aliens alot easier to believe in than anything remotely biblical, I don't understand your (la)beef. These are not exactly Ken Loach films, ya dig?
Iron Monger - Indiana Jones
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:32:03 PM
Do you ever sit up all night drinking alcohol by yourself and posting comments on this talkback? I do! I think that Mutt Williams would fucking smash you if he had the chance, scotsman75.
Spamster, you moron...
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:32:17 PM
He's replacing them with Snorks!
DirkD13"...
by jarjarsjockstrap
May 10th, 2008
12:34:01 PM
That's what I've been saying. You, sir, are the man.
SCORE!!!
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:35:32 PM
Chalk one oup for the Telemarketer! The Hemorhoid-sorry-Scotsman has taken another one on the chin!
Good night
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:36:16 PM
I would like to extend my special Thanks to all of you who helped me communicate my true feelings about Iron Monger vs. Mutt Williams here tonight. Thank you all for your support, Mutt Williams will fuck you up with his crazy sword, regardless of what you say here. The internet will eventually take your soul and you will become fatter than you ever imagined!
go looking for that Fertility Idol again...
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:37:01 PM
That made me laugh. Most people probably don't remember but Marion girl used to have a sweet little ass. http://tinyurl.com/5f9hvr Wonder if she still does.
And A Good Night To You, Telemarketer...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:37:43 PM
Sweet dreams, TM, and may your dreams be as exciting as an INDIANA JONES adventure. Hell, maybe Mutt will be along for the ride!
I get the feeling
by Christopher3
May 10th, 2008
12:38:42 PM
That Scotsman is really a Scotsboy.
What?
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:38:48 PM
Scotsman, I'm shocked. Your mommy actually lets you drink alcohol? Maybe that's what has killed all of your brain cells.
I Get The Feeling-Part II
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:40:03 PM
That the Scotsman is really a Scotsgirl.
Mutt Williams = nightmare
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:40:42 PM
Mutt Williams is my nightmare personified. He will fuck you up with his sword and slashes around carving a zero in everything, a zero in the fabric of space and time itself. I says to my self, whoa!
scots
by DirkD13"
May 10th, 2008
12:40:43 PM
Hey man, opinions are like assholes you know? Everyone's got one and none are less valid. Aliens are cool with me, but if many of the lines are duds, well that's a different matter. Anways, I'm still there Sat 24th.

jarjarsjockstrap; you sir, are a gentleman.

Alcohol...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:41:24 PM
Is the Guinness what is fueling all of your creativity? Ahhh, so sad...
Eat shit, crybabies! Go die Hobbit lickers!
by Yelnick McWaWa
May 10th, 2008
12:42:04 PM
You negative cunts never fail to amuse me. You hate everything but those cock-sucking hobbits. Kevin Smith was right, an entire trilogy dedicated to walking. FUCK LOTR right up it's tired old ass! Indy will be a welcomed return! It will be great to see adults in movies again instead of these pussy, liberal, mealy-mouthed, hand-wringing twats who wouldn't know what hero meant was it was tattooed on their taint. You Prequel bashers can eat some fuck as well as the Star Wars flicks are just fine for the TRUE fans and those that paid attention. If you hate those films you were never that big a fan to begin with, that's the fucking truth! Indy will be the highest grosser this year, although Dark Knight gives some competition due to it being Ledger's final film, so it could be horserace with the two. And fuck Speed Racer as well, a phony movie for a phony affliction like HDD. Shitty cartoon = shittier movie, makes sense. As for the bashers, you can kiss my hairy yellow ass!
Mutt Williams vs. Mr Frodo
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:45:33 PM
I think Batman could destroy everybody if we just gave him a chance. Remember that time Batman had the bomb and he just couldn't get rid of it, like he'd go to throw it away, but two fuckwitted nuns would get in the way or something and so he runs around for ages with this bomb and after many funny and aborted attempts to dispose of the bomb Batman says something about he can't get rid of the bomb? That's gold Jerry, gold!
OK, Lay off of Scotsman now....
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:47:44 PM
You can take away his Star Wars action figures and Legos, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIS FREEEEEDOM!!!!!
Yelnick...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:48:19 PM
I agree with you man-on most accounts anyway, and perhaps not as vociferously. I dig all six STAR WARS films, the INY films, and I'm sick of prelease film-bashing by people who haven't seen it. BUT...I also liked the LORD OF THE RINGS films, I'm going to see SPEED RACER with an open mind, and I don't particularly care for Kevin Smith or his films. But, I think that we're on the same page, bud!
Herb...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
12:50:23 PM
I agree with ya Herb. I think I will ignore him. I tried to say sorry, but the guy-or girl-just threw it back in my face. Life goes on. I'm gonna see INDY and that's all that matters!!!
Solobear!
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:52:07 PM
Who do you think would win in a fight?
I've read all of scotsman's post...
by hollywoodsummers
May 10th, 2008
12:53:02 PM
and I don't think he's actually seen the film. He certainly has an inside source because he is right about certain plot points, but they are a bit out of order and leave's out a few other details. He's either been told things by someone who's seen it or worked on it, or seen pieces somehow... maybe at a trailer house.
rock on Indy, rock on
by aboriginal
May 10th, 2008
12:56:02 PM
f'n a-man this is gonna be good - and screw all the haters.
I know one thing....
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
12:56:26 PM
Indy would single handedly whoop every member of the Gates family from National Treasure. Including the little sidekick geek.
Mutt Williams will fuck you up!
by telemarketer
May 10th, 2008
12:58:40 PM
Mutt Williams will fuck you up with his sword! He will fucking cut you bad! Also, Mutt Williams could kick Batman's ass.
I have a feeling
by Megamonki
May 10th, 2008
01:11:18 PM
like temple of doom this one will divide the critics but in a year or so it will be considered a classic along with the others (like temple of doom)
Carol/Marion
by g0dai
May 10th, 2008
01:14:02 PM
I think the comparison only survives until you consider the impact of Marion's reappearance being exponentially more meaningful. She appeared in a previous movie whereas Carol Marcus was essentially retconned in for plot reasons... Hearing that they underutilized Karen Allen is a major disaappointment. Maybe John Hurt's appearance will help offset that, but I've barely heard a peep about that!
and another thing
by Megamonki
May 10th, 2008
01:15:01 PM
this I disagree on Indy's "we are going to die!" line is my favorite in the whole series Ford's delivery and the face he makes afterward make laugh everytime
Let the dick sucking begin. Oh it already has.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
May 10th, 2008
01:19:55 PM
One good review and some of you are ready to totally fellatiate this guy.

I'll stick with my gut based on the trailer, other reviews and comments from those involved in the film from various interviews that this movie sucks donkey dick.

Those of you with your head in the sand who have HUGE expectations for this movie don't forget to swallow as no one likes a spitter.
scotsman75 - HAHAHAHA!!!
by Mako
May 10th, 2008
01:21:49 PM
What a waste of a life. If there's anything positive about you spending so much time yelling on this board... it's that you're not out in the real world. We all thank you for that!!
That Die Hard 4 comment Derek made is retarded
by TheMcflyFarm
May 10th, 2008
01:24:35 PM
Yes a helicopter exploded and an occupant jumped out to land safely. BUT THE PILOT STILL GOT BURNED TO DEATH AND THE GUY WHO LANDED GOT CRUSHED TO BLOODY PIECES IN AN ICE GRINDER! YOU FUCKING STUPID RETARD ASSHOLE MORON FUCKFACE IDIOT! I'm so sick of the bullshit excuses people make for not liking the best movie of last summer, asshole fuckface retards!
Carol Marcus
by Herb West
May 10th, 2008
01:32:02 PM
What was the history of Carol Marcus. Was she a character from the original Star Trek show?
I'm watching Last Crusade right now
by vadakinX
May 10th, 2008
01:47:09 PM
It's on TV and has just reached the three tests...I've gotta say, it's no Raiders, but it's still a damn fun movie.

If Indy IV is even close to Last Crusade or Temple of Doom, it will be worth it.

WORTH IT
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
01:53:00 PM
I have no doubt that this is going to be a good movie. Face it, Steven Spielberg doesn't make bad movies. Even things like 1941 and THE COLOR PURPLE (I like the first, not the second) have some redeeming qualities. All of Spielberg's films are well-made. Of course, some are better than others, but that's the case with anyone who directs more than one film. But it's going to take a helluva lot more than screaming juvenile rants to give up on this film. I'll see it for myself and form my own opinion then, thank you very much.
Carol Marcus
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
01:57:08 PM
No she was brought in for TREK II. In my opinion, she was there to try and humanize Kirk a bit. Let's face it. At that point in the TREK saga (1982) Shatner was a bit long in the tooth to be believably bedding down with every 19-year-old Playboy figured space damsel that he came across, as he seemed to do in the original series. Carol Marcus she made Kirk's mid-life crisis sub-plot a bit easier to bite into. But it was one movie and done for Ms. Marcus.
Carol Marcus part II
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
01:59:40 PM
Carol Marcus and Kirk's son was in both TREK II and III, but he was a bit of a wasted character, especially in TREK III where he was so conveniently killed off by the Klingons in front of Saavik and the young/reborn Spock. Boy, did THAT piss old Kirk off!
KIRK AND SON
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:00:38 PM
KLINGON BASTARDS, YOU MURDERED MY SON!!!
mcflyfarm
by kolchak
May 10th, 2008
02:02:15 PM
Die Hard 4 was a sellout piece of shit. Everyone involved should be ashamed.
Speaking of sons...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:02:22 PM
Hopefully Mutt Williams won't get blasted into oblivion by Klingons!
DIE HARD 4
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:03:37 PM
I wish that LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD had had more of an edge to it, but I still got a big kick out of seeing McClane back in action again.
Maybe you can't go home again...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:07:12 PM
but that doesn't mean that all of these revival films-INDY 4, DIE HARD 4, ROCKY BALBOA, RAMBO-aren't still a kick to watch. They may not be as fresh as the originals, but I'd didn't expect that they would be.
William Hurt???
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:09:06 PM
You mean John (chestburster) Hurt, right?
William Hurt
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:10:19 PM
If he were William Hurt's stepson, wouldn't he be lost in space, or trapped in an isolation tank or something?
Solobear & Scotsman75
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:14:25 PM
I've been reading your posts and they're both hilarious. keep at it. PS Die Hard 4 was crap.
HAPPY TO OBLIGE!!!
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:16:01 PM
My pleasure. There ain't nothing better to do on a rainy afternoon, after all. Oh, wait a second, I could be watching a movie!!! Damn, why didn't I think of that earlier.
John Hurt
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:17:22 PM
Does Indy and his posse find him in one of those cells we catch a brief glimpse of in the trailer? He certainly looks like he hasn'r bathed in a year.
Telemarketer you're funny too..
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:18:27 PM
Mutt Williams Vs. Robocop. Who would win?
Here's a question a little off the subject...
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:19:47 PM
Does anyone know if the INDY 4 score has been posted anywhere yet. I heard brief pieces of each of the cuts from the CD on Amazon.com, but I want more!!!!
scotsman is wrong
by hollywoodsummers
May 10th, 2008
02:25:30 PM
Hurt is in the film longer than 6 or 7 min... he's in it almost as much as Karen Allen. And Mutt is not his stepson... that would mean he and Marion were married and they are not. This guy has bits of info he's trying to piece together and say he's seen it.
I'm calling B.S. on scotsman
by hollywoodsummers
May 10th, 2008
02:26:38 PM
Sorry mate.
hey scotsman
by t40stunt
May 10th, 2008
02:29:12 PM
why don't you shut the fuck up you little punk . seriously i'd love to run into your little bicth ass on the street so i could slap the fuck outta you . a punch would probably kill your frail ass . you sit hear trying to ruin shit for folks that just want to talk about their hopes for the movie . a lot people put in hard work to make this flick happen and then some douche ( YOU ) gotta try and fuck it up . Please , Please tell me you live in the l.a. area so i can put a uwe boll on you
The Legitimacy of the Scotsman
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:29:48 PM
I think Scotsman said earlier that he had a copy of the film. I asked about this and got no response. Not to point the finger at him, but a lot of what I've been reading (i.e. the reviews) seem a little lacking in detail. I haven't seen the film, but each day I see something slip out that helps me paint a bigger and more complete picture of what the INDY 4 story is. I enjoy reading this stuff, but until I see the film, I'm going to be taking it all with a grain of salt.
be waiting for
by t40stunt
May 10th, 2008
02:30:10 PM
your witty counter .
Lay off the Scotsman Stuntcock
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:32:47 PM
Leave Scotsman75 be. Why the hating? He's hilarious. He's bring out the worst in you all and its very funny stuff to read. keep going Scotty. I'll back you up 100%
LENO
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:33:00 PM
Last night I caught Harrison Ford on Jay Leno. I was a litle ticked off that they showed no clip from the film. Leno and Ford batted about the fact that the film is "veiled in secrecy." What we got to see was the clip of Ford getting slimed at the Kid's CHoice Awards, and his environmentalist spot about the rain forests being chopped down. That let us see Mr. Ford getting his chest waxed. HO HUM!!! I wanted a clip, goddamn it!!!
This douche just told us...
by poeticwarriorII
May 10th, 2008
02:33:29 PM
GL's excuse was comendable. That a movie that is anticipated this much can never live up to the expectation. He had the fucking audacity to sit there and shit in our collective pockets and tell us it's hailing. What GL was really saying was I know I'm out of touch with reality and I made this movie 15 years too late because now I'm really incredibly bad at making movies because I'm surrounded by people that refuse to tell me no so everything I touch turns to shit and I let Speilberg cast some kid with a jew fro that nobody likes as Indy's bastard son thereby making IJ a deadbeat fucking dad. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.
stuntcock huh ?
by t40stunt
May 10th, 2008
02:35:32 PM
wow thanks for the compliment .don't swing that way but hey . listen not hating just want to enjoy the tb without having to sort through all the b.s. but if you want to join sides then fuck you to chief .
Solobear
by _SnakePlissken_
May 10th, 2008
02:37:21 PM
you silly scepo bastard, "Lucky Charms" come on mate you just gave that dirty scotsman more ammo and excuse to spew more of his verbal diarrhea all over this talk back, and like we didn't have enough anyway, the cunt has posted 49 posts of meaningless dribble. But in true yank form you got your countries mixed up.. you'll get him next time. Haggis eating bastard
Sorry T40Stunt...
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:38:44 PM
I misread you name and called you StuntCock. My bad. poeticWarrior-interesting observations. GL is some producer of shit. Remarkably tasteless man. What direction would you have taken the film?
INDY/TREK
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:38:48 PM
WRATH OF KHAN still holds up as one of the two top TREK films-the other is, in my humble opinion, FIRST CONTACT. I got the feeling that the comparison has to do with the Older Indy-Older Kirk thing. The one thing that I think Indy 4 will lack is a villain that is as powerful as Khan.
mccain wasnt back in action
by LarryTheCableGuy
May 10th, 2008
02:38:55 PM
bruce willis was. die hard 4 was lame.
douche
by t40stunt
May 10th, 2008
02:40:16 PM
is that thing your SUPPOSED to use in your twat to keep away that fishy smell. but you probably enjoy the aroma scotswoman
Spielberg will MURDER the haters with this movie... personally
by Proman1984
May 10th, 2008
02:40:33 PM
Indy 4 will rock! Accept no immitators!
its 53 posts now btw
by _SnakePlissken_
May 10th, 2008
02:41:18 PM
Die Hard - gore - profanity - catchphrase =
by kolchak
May 10th, 2008
02:41:52 PM
generic, MTV edited, PG-13 cutaway fest.
Trevelyan
by t40stunt
May 10th, 2008
02:42:20 PM
no worries .
Go Scotsman. I love you baby..
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:42:56 PM
Dont take any shit yo! I like where your head is at. StuntCock is a cock!
The John Hurt stuff
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:43:05 PM
From the time I first saw RAIDERS in 1981, I always thought that the ABner Ravenwood thing was something that should have been explored in one of the sequels. I figured that he would somehow turn up, either tracking down Indy for help, or having Indy somehow stumble across him in some far corner of the globe. If all of what I'm reading is true, then the rampant rumors about John Hurt being Abner Ravenwood are rubbish. It's just another one of those ideas that has apparently drifted by the wayside.
I agree with the aforementioned sentiment
by kolchak
May 10th, 2008
02:44:26 PM
that this is going to be panned on arrival, but in a few years we'll all love and accept it as cannon.
I agree with the aforementioned sentiment
by kolchak
May 10th, 2008
02:44:32 PM
that this is going to be panned on arrival, but in a few years we'll all love and accept it as cannon.
First off, that wasn't McClane in LFODH...
by poeticwarriorII
May 10th, 2008
02:44:46 PM
that was some bald twat they plucked out of the old folks home and placed beside a used Dildo. That movie was a huge stinking turd. Secondly, GL apparently didn't learn from SR. He must've thought that putting some stinking tampon in a movie playing the bastard son of a beloved character was a great idea. We now have trailer park trash Indy. Congratulations to the duo of stupidity for ruining one more of their cash cows.
Scotty...
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:45:08 PM
Where did you procure said copy? Please share with the group. Are you MAx Speilberg by chance?
Scotsman
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:46:11 PM
Okay-so somehow you've gotten your greedy mits on a copy of the movie. I envy you. Answer one question-I've heard a lot about surprise cameos in the film. Are they true, and who are they? And, please, no smart ass crap, just a straight answer. After all, Lucky Charms or not, SPOILERS is what this web site is founded on. So let loose!
PoeticWarrior2 is on the money yo...
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:48:39 PM
I feel you baby. That Die HArd 4 was a con. Nonsense. Who is less talented and what my good friend. Len Wiseman or the gout faced GL?
Trevelyan
by t40stunt
May 10th, 2008
02:49:08 PM
your right i am a cock and i bet you like where his head is at ...if you get my drift .
Scotsman
by solobear
May 10th, 2008
02:49:14 PM
Thanks, man. I appreciate it. But I was so hoping for a grown up Short Round or Papa Jones appearance. I guess Sean Connnery wasn't rtying to pull the wool over everyones eyes by saying he was done with acting.
Scotty ...
by Alex Trevelyan
May 10th, 2008
02:50:39 PM
You have th