Look Upon Two Rough Cut Clips From TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE - THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER Pseudo-Sequel!! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

TOTAL GARBAGE!!! by Metropolis	Oct 26th, 2009 01:27:46 PM
Hmmm by animatemeplease	Oct 26th, 2009 01:29:41 PM
Leave a magnet on the Hard Drive by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 01:31:33 PM
Bless them, but those ladies can't act by palimpsest	Oct 26th, 2009 01:33:56 PM
SYFY it! by Wrecks	Oct 26th, 2009 01:38:03 PM
It looks like... by IAmLegolas	Oct 26th, 2009 01:43:08 PM
SHOT MISSING.......HAH by DrMorbius	Oct 26th, 2009 01:43:13 PM
Tales of Ancient Orange County by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 01:43:49 PM
Hope is still alive! by ElJuano	Oct 26th, 2009 01:44:36 PM
Needs Tom Green "Now, kiss each other" by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 01:47:01 PM
I'm just goint to keep my oatmeal hole shut then. by FlickaPoo	Oct 26th, 2009 01:50:33 PM
...because people who can't spell don't get a say. by FlickaPoo	Oct 26th, 2009 01:51:40 PM
Yeah, Tighten up the framing, cut down dialogue by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 01:55:19 PM
Oh, and add GIANT FUCK'N ROBOTS. by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 01:57:31 PM
by Noct	Oct 26th, 2009 02:02:25 PM
Looks like a SyFy B-Movie-of-the-Week... by Royston Lodge	Oct 26th, 2009 02:02:26 PM
I don't think tighter editing... by scrivener	Oct 26th, 2009 02:09:22 PM
Hhahahahhahhahhahhahhaha by the Green Gargantua	Oct 26th, 2009 02:10:28 PM
I like it by Toonol	Oct 26th, 2009 02:10:40 PM
What would save this movie is the band CROM by the Green Gargantua	Oct 26th, 2009 02:12:00 PM
Men on a Mission by Phimseto	Oct 26th, 2009 02:13:55 PM
Suggestions by Movietool	Oct 26th, 2009 02:18:05 PM
Absolutely GOD Awful/DREADFUL by DarthMrBelvedere	Oct 26th, 2009 02:18:49 PM
Stilted dialogue is hurting it, but probably too late to fix by Stryder	Oct 26th, 2009 02:20:13 PM
Agree With kikuchiyoboy by DrCaligari111	Oct 26th, 2009 02:20:25 PM
...but a good B-movie has to go for it... by FlickaPoo	Oct 26th, 2009 02:21:34 PM
Who taught that blonde valley girl to act? Ron Jeremy??? by DarthMrBelvedere	Oct 26th, 2009 02:22:08 PM
I hope at least Kevin Sorbo was able to BANG one of those chicks by DarthMrBelvedere	Oct 26th, 2009 02:24:31 PM
Asking for help at this point is BAD idea! by ToMonicker	Oct 26th, 2009 02:27:05 PM
Kevin, I hope the check cleared bro! That's all you gotta worry by DarthMrBelvedere	Oct 26th, 2009 02:27:12 PM
Oh I remember my disappointment... by Red Ned Lynch	Oct 26th, 2009 02:28:34 PM
It just proves MONEY+POWER doesn't =TALENT haha by DarthMrBelvedere	Oct 26th, 2009 02:29:49 PM
"Let us ride at once for the kingdom of Laguna Beach." by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 02:30:01 PM
I have problems with it, but the word is still out-- by The Reluctant Austinite	Oct 26th, 2009 02:30:01 PM
OK, since we're trying for constructive criticism here... by BrashHulk	Oct 26th, 2009 02:31:51 PM
Reduce the dialog... by Chewtoy	Oct 26th, 2009 02:34:57 PM
"Muster the horses and venture to Forever 21!" by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 02:35:31 PM
Dude, the movie's HORRIBLE. It just is okay. Sorry. by DarthMrBelvedere	Oct 26th, 2009 02:35:43 PM
Advice? by Red Ned Lynch	Oct 26th, 2009 02:36:03 PM
ONLY way to save it..add in some TITS AND ASS by DarthMrBelvedere	Oct 26th, 2009 02:37:55 PM
And btw, where's the sequel to BUCKAROO BANZAI?!?! by BrashHulk	Oct 26th, 2009 02:37:59 PM
"Methinks this horse makes my hips looketh fat. Ew!" by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 02:38:47 PM
The Blonde.. by donduck	Oct 26th, 2009 02:40:33 PM
"There are kingdoms to save.." Good catch DrCaligari111 by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 02:41:26 PM
palimpsest by donduck	Oct 26th, 2009 02:41:56 PM
"Make for the Isle of Fashion, in the beach of Newport!" by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 02:43:06 PM
This movie needs Martin Lawrence. Sorbo and Lawrence by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 02:43:34 PM
Cinematography by neoroosta	Oct 26th, 2009 02:44:41 PM
Straight to DVD :-( by pumaman	Oct 26th, 2009 02:44:49 PM
Very brave... by LastOfTheV8Interceptors	Oct 26th, 2009 02:45:29 PM
LOL that was awesome by CrazyGnome	Oct 26th, 2009 02:45:31 PM
Laughably bad by DadTimesTwo	Oct 26th, 2009 02:47:59 PM
Gratuitious Nudity a requisite! by DrMorbius	Oct 26th, 2009 02:48:52 PM
Also by neoroosta	Oct 26th, 2009 02:51:18 PM
we need to put more costructive input here. by donduck	Oct 26th, 2009 02:51:46 PM
On that note... needs more cowbell. by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 02:55:19 PM
I agree that is doesn't ' look ' right by pumaman	Oct 26th, 2009 02:57:09 PM
donduck by DrMorbius	Oct 26th, 2009 02:57:23 PM
I disagree about Janelle Taylor 'trying too hard' by donduck	Oct 26th, 2009 02:58:28 PM
pumaman by DrMorbius	Oct 26th, 2009 02:58:41 PM
I've got some constructive feedback by BYWInsaniac	Oct 26th, 2009 03:01:40 PM
about the cameras by donduck	Oct 26th, 2009 03:02:48 PM
Hmm, kind of mixed feelings here by fzammetti	Oct 26th, 2009 03:03:42 PM
Sorbose Place by Nocturnaloner	Oct 26th, 2009 03:04:03 PM
"There are kingdoms to be saved, and shoes to be bought." by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 03:05:12 PM
Get William Hung to play the plucky asian sidekick by thelordofhell	Oct 26th, 2009 03:10:41 PM
Let's face it! by Rocky_Horror	Oct 26th, 2009 03:16:45 PM
"We march to the fabled land of Irvine Spectrum!" by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 03:18:00 PM
Everything is shot so close with no wide shots... by Orbots Commander	Oct 26th, 2009 03:27:59 PM
This is a joke, right? by HarryCalder	Oct 26th, 2009 03:28:18 PM
Direct to Video by blckmgk13	Oct 26th, 2009 03:29:51 PM
I do like the hyped-up slap sound effects in the first clip by Chewtoy	Oct 26th, 2009 03:31:25 PM
Love it! by Omar B	Oct 26th, 2009 03:32:01 PM
American voices + faux olde english phrasing by Player01	Oct 26th, 2009 03:32:41 PM
Kevin Sorbo as the standout actor... by Terracotta	Oct 26th, 2009 03:38:20 PM
No offence America by DanboJohnJ	Oct 26th, 2009 03:50:41 PM
Rental, homemade popcorn. by LimpdickSherlock	Oct 26th, 2009 03:52:47 PM
More advice? by Red Ned Lynch	Oct 26th, 2009 03:58:58 PM
I want more dragons dammit! by The Dum Guy	Oct 26th, 2009 04:00:29 PM
They should give each talkbacker 3 minutes of uncut footage by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 04:03:00 PM
Actually... by Terracotta	Oct 26th, 2009 04:03:12 PM
"The first clip (on top)...I like quite a bit. There's a charm, by Phantm_Cruisr	Oct 26th, 2009 04:09:01 PM
"The first clip (on top)...I like quite a bit. There's a charm, by Phantm_Cruisr	Oct 26th, 2009 04:09:02 PM
"We must needs purchase new horses to match our outfits!" by MattmanBegins	Oct 26th, 2009 04:12:19 PM
SYFY channel quality, great. by Orionsangels	Oct 26th, 2009 04:29:44 PM
TO THE POWERS THAT BE by Lornsorrow	Oct 26th, 2009 04:30:12 PM
by Omar B	Oct 26th, 2009 04:41:51 PM
Terrible acting by Charlie_Allnut	Oct 26th, 2009 04:46:57 PM
I loved the 1st movie by KMKhaine	Oct 26th, 2009 05:10:43 PM
#^$% by KMKhaine	Oct 26th, 2009 05:12:06 PM
KMKhaine by DrMorbius	Oct 26th, 2009 05:16:39 PM
Hercules: The Movie by Cinemanimetal	Oct 26th, 2009 05:26:02 PM
its obvious the music is a temp track you fucking idiots by BillboeFett	Oct 26th, 2009 05:51:17 PM
Asking the TBers to give critique by ArmedNDrunk	Oct 26th, 2009 05:54:23 PM
the blonde looks like Kara from Smallville by SmokeAlarm	Oct 26th, 2009 05:56:40 PM
Hey SmokeAlarm... by BillboeFett	Oct 26th, 2009 05:59:49 PM
Remember in Dragonslayer when they showed bush? by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 06:11:12 PM
3d Imax 80's bush. by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 06:11:57 PM
Barbarian Bush by DrMorbius	Oct 26th, 2009 06:16:46 PM
Sorbos wang Fight Club style. by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 26th, 2009 06:20:07 PM
where to start... by Spazatronik2000	Oct 26th, 2009 07:14:55 PM
I can't bring myself to watch Sorbo by Datascream	Oct 26th, 2009 07:16:24 PM
DC 24 Willpower save! by darth_fuck_shit	Oct 26th, 2009 07:25:15 PM
MattmanBegins by Sir Loin	Oct 26th, 2009 07:35:14 PM
Cinematography/Grading by C3PO	Oct 26th, 2009 07:43:04 PM
Assuming reshoots are out of the question... by Banshee7	Oct 26th, 2009 07:52:51 PM
Sorbo is the man. by SkidMarkedUndies	Oct 26th, 2009 07:53:01 PM
dude by thatothercaptainjack	Oct 26th, 2009 08:10:33 PM
MARKET THE 3 BLADED SWORD!!! by JudasPriestly	Oct 26th, 2009 08:23:22 PM
by Omar B	Oct 26th, 2009 08:59:38 PM
Agree the photography is too clean and so are the actors. by HollywoodHellraiser	Oct 26th, 2009 09:14:27 PM
BTW, haven't seen the first movie in years and now by HollywoodHellraiser	Oct 26th, 2009 09:15:31 PM
ArmedNDrunk, YOU are hilarious! by butterbean	Oct 26th, 2009 09:51:15 PM
CONAN! by strosmer	Oct 26th, 2009 09:59:09 PM
Albert Pyun:Hack-and here's why by irvingberlinalexanderputz	Oct 26th, 2009 10:25:36 PM
AICN staff obsessed with this, no one else is by Gungan Slayer	Oct 26th, 2009 10:27:59 PM
You will accept Pyunification. by kabong	Oct 26th, 2009 10:42:55 PM
Um... by Gozu	Oct 26th, 2009 10:49:36 PM
I love that someone referenced George Lucas up there... by The_Goddamn_Batman	Oct 26th, 2009 10:49:51 PM
And it's obvious Talon is the grandfather by The_Goddamn_Batman	Oct 26th, 2009 10:51:30 PM
Sorbo the Sword Guy says: Give me some credit. by kabong	Oct 26th, 2009 11:08:59 PM
Aye dude. Forsooth, bitches. by The Dark Shite	Oct 27th, 2009 12:06:35 AM
Why is it so hard? by DocPazuzu	Oct 27th, 2009 12:28:05 AM
Holy fuck that was God awful... by Pitofbenders	Oct 27th, 2009 12:29:38 AM
Pitofbenders, you are right on the money by Terracotta	Oct 27th, 2009 02:01:18 AM
...and Good ACTING by Terracotta	Oct 27th, 2009 02:09:46 AM
Sorry to say, but feels cheaply made by NightOwl3	Oct 27th, 2009 02:16:23 AM
Just more SyFy Channel fare by grampageezer	Oct 27th, 2009 04:38:48 AM
DocP speaks the truth by Lost Jarv	Oct 27th, 2009 05:19:05 AM
DTV fodder, cheap n' cheezee... by KillaKane	Oct 27th, 2009 06:39:51 AM
Straight to DVD for you by ATARI	Oct 27th, 2009 07:09:58 AM
How awesome would it be if this is just Viral fake by kikuchiyoboy	Oct 27th, 2009 07:34:16 AM
Porn Star Actresses In Anachronistic Costume by Ray Gamma	Oct 27th, 2009 08:04:56 AM
How can I say what has already been said? by the_rising	Oct 27th, 2009 09:09:41 AM
The Dialougue and Cinematography by Blackwell	Oct 27th, 2009 09:39:06 AM
I get it! by KMKhaine	Oct 27th, 2009 10:16:57 AM
Verily it doth blow like the mighty winds of Agnar by KillaKane	Oct 27th, 2009 10:24:09 AM
Another thing.... by DocPazuzu	Oct 27th, 2009 10:25:17 AM
Dialogue, Conviction by Bellam	Oct 27th, 2009 10:47:54 AM
To be fair by Gozu	Oct 27th, 2009 11:38:59 AM
"...you suck harder than a lamphrey on speed..." by DrMorbius	Oct 27th, 2009 11:56:46 AM
Looked very meh. Blood, guts and boobs is what I loved by Mr Nicholas	Oct 27th, 2009 12:38:49 PM
Looks like a porno by HermesTrismestigus	Oct 27th, 2009 12:45:15 PM
Kathleen Beller's well-oiled booty by gun_will_travel	Oct 27th, 2009 01:56:50 PM
^ "packaged" by gun_will_travel	Oct 27th, 2009 01:57:49 PM
IT SUCKS! SHUT IT DOWN!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Oct 27th, 2009 02:44:39 PM
The Next Great B-Movie (and That's a Good Thing)! by Hufu Man	Oct 27th, 2009 02:52:09 PM
Testing by thelordofhell	Oct 27th, 2009 03:07:56 PM
I'd like to use my man-sword on some female sorceresses! by MrMysteryGuest	Oct 27th, 2009 03:11:57 PM
Too late for these suggestions, but still by Movietool	Oct 27th, 2009 03:15:57 PM
Sorbo gonna get him some! by SeXX ED	Oct 27th, 2009 03:48:29 PM
Thank you for the feedback! by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 04:00:11 PM
By the way... by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 04:10:57 PM
Mr. Pyun by DrMorbius	Oct 27th, 2009 04:19:06 PM
Or maybe... by DrMorbius	Oct 27th, 2009 04:21:18 PM
It really does by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 04:23:57 PM
Another clip up.......up where? by DrMorbius	Oct 27th, 2009 04:46:39 PM
Two New Clips by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 04:54:34 PM
Albert Pyun by DocPazuzu	Oct 27th, 2009 05:09:01 PM
Yes, DocPazuzu by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 05:15:11 PM
Mr. Pyun by DrMorbius	Oct 27th, 2009 05:21:35 PM
Is this to be a Studio release .... by DrMorbius	Oct 27th, 2009 05:24:36 PM
DrMorbius by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 05:28:52 PM
Also... by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 05:31:57 PM
new scenes by KMKhaine	Oct 27th, 2009 05:34:48 PM
Mr. Pyun by DrMorbius	Oct 27th, 2009 05:39:53 PM
R rating by Albert_Pyun	Oct 27th, 2009 05:51:30 PM
HERCULES THE BARBARIAN!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Oct 27th, 2009 05:55:02 PM
Is this the Noted_Sage Albert_Pyun? by Sal_Bando	Oct 27th, 2009 07:46:41 PM
they look like they're in Mexico by Maniaq	Oct 27th, 2009 09:17:16 PM
ok just watched the other two clips by Maniaq	Oct 27th, 2009 09:45:14 PM
Hey Mr Pyun! by Omar B	Oct 27th, 2009 10:16:40 PM
Ohmigod by Lost Jarv	Oct 28th, 2009 05:58:56 AM
If you're still reading, Mr. Pyun.. by Blue_Demon	Oct 28th, 2009 12:37:13 PM
Pyun does not exist in this dojo by Cobra--Kai	Oct 28th, 2009 12:52:33 PM
camera by cyberskunk	Oct 29th, 2009 07:37:40 PM
specifically by cyberskunk	Oct 29th, 2009 07:38:52 PM
Wrong talkback... by cyberskunk	Oct 29th, 2009 10:17:20 PM
Buckaroo Banzai by deelzbub	Oct 29th, 2009 11:16:37 PM

Look Upon Two Rough Cut Clips From TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE - THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER Pseudo-Sequel!!

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