Home Cool News Coaxial Reviews Zone Chat Contact Us Sign in

Ambush Bug wanted to like WANTED, but did he...?

Hey all, Ambush Bug here, taking a time out from AICN Comics to review WANTED.

I had a chance to see the movie last week and I'm just getting around to writing something about it.If I were to boil WANTED down to its basic elements, I'd say the film was a watered down version of FIGHT CLUB by way of THE MATRIX. Now both FIGHT CLUB and THE MATRIX are potent films, so even diluted, it's an interesting premise to wrap a film around and I can appreciate that the powers that be at Universal had the balls to go through with an R rating for this one even though it may mean a bit of a difficult sell in this PG-13 friendly box office world we live in right now. People who like FIGHT CLUB and THE MATRIX will like this film for the same reasons they like those films: it’s violent, loud, bloody, and fast-paced. But people who love those films may find WANTED to be a bit redundant and stale compared to the real thing.

But WANTED is a fun film and it has a whole lot going for it. The director, Timur Bekmambetov, has proven himself to be one of those talents that pique my interest every time I see the name. His work on NIGHTWATCH and especially the senses-shattering DAYWATCH definitely proves that he can handle big budget action and fantasy. But with all of the flash and flair, both of those films lacked in heart, with DAYWATCH being the worst of the two falling back on sitcom-style antics like gender swapping and sight gags to fill the gap. WANTED doesn't fall into those traps. Bekmambetov plays this one straight and out of the three it is definitely his most complete and competent film to date.

The action sequences involving trains sliding off of tracks and bullets being shot out of the air by other bullets were indeed thrilling. Again, as with DAYWATCH, the director and his effects team know how to choreograph a car chase and make it something you haven't seen before. Aspects of this film reminded me a lot of the excitement I felt when I first saw THE PROFESSIONAL and the breath-taking twists and turns Luc Besson took us through there (but of course, hopefully, Bekmambetov won't follow in Besson's footsteps by mellowing out with something like the snoozer-ific THE MESSENGER or the hokified FIFTH ELEMENT). The car-fu that goes on in this film is most assuredly reminiscent of this summer's first dud, SPEED RACER, but the smaller budget and the fact that it seemed like real (not cartoon) cars were used made it all the more dire, more edge-of-your-seat-y to watch. The bullet-fu was pretty cool too. Curving the bullet. Shooting a bullet in the air to block another. These are things hinted at in THE MATRIX's bullet-time scenes, but used in new and exciting ways here.

Aside from the effects, though, the film isn't really anything we haven't seen before. I've was never a big fan of Mark Millar's comics (for those of you who don't know, WANTED originally was a comic book miniseries published by Top Cow Comics and was optioned for film before the final issues were even completed...much like the offensively over-hyped, Millar-scribed KICK-ASS currently fellating itself on a comic book shelf near you). It's a wonder that the plucky Scotsman gets any comic book writing done at all with all of the winking and nodding that goes on in his stories. I've read WANTED the comic and found it to be both Millar's most satisfying comic book work to date and his most infuriating. I don't want to ruin the book for those of you who will race out to your local comic shop to buy the trade after seeing the film this weekend, but to sum it up, Millar spends six issues making you care for these characters only to give the middle finger to the reader in the end for caring so much about them. It's the kind of rancor I often sense while reading comics from Mr. Millar, as if he really wanted to be a screenwriter and is angry for having to stoop to the level of writing funny books.

I'm happy to report that I didn't feel as much of the snide "FUCK YOU, FANS!" message in Bekmambetov’s film as I did with Millar’s book. It's more of a film about repressed rage than anything else. Like Edward Norton's nameless character in FIGHT CLUB, WANTED's main character Wesley (James McAvoy) is a man out of control of his life and in search of both a place and a goal for himself. His life has every Country & Western song cliché you can name sans the dead dog. His girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend. He's broke. He hates his job and everyone he works with. And there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. Wesley looks destined to live out his life in a cubicle, typing reports to appease his obese and overbearing boss, and mumbling Happy Birthday while thin slices of bland office cake are being passed around for as long as he takes in oxygen. Like Norton in FIGHT CLUB or Keanu's Neo in THE MATRIX, his life changes dramatically when he runs into a charismatic character (here it's Angelina Jolie's Fox, there it's Brad Pitt's Tyler Durden and Carrie Anne Moss' Trinity) that introduces a dangerous and exciting world to him that exists right under his nose.

I don't want to ruin plot points or toss too many spoilers around in this review. Basically, the second section of the movie is a super-long montage where Wesley learns how to become an assassin to track down another assassin. This section of the film, while exciting, really does slow the film down and wears out its welcome, especially since the man he's after isn't developed as a character or a villain one bit. There’s a reason for that ambiguity, but it does a disservice to the film because all of the rage and determination that drives Wesley doesn't really have a properly developed antagonist as a target. By the time Wesley is able to "catch the fly with the chopsticks" I found myself feeling as if his rage was somewhat shallow and meaningless. Trying to feel a connection to a guy who is learning how to become a soulless yet perfect killing machine is a difficult thing to sell.

The history of the guild of assassins both makes sense (in a comic booky way) and is pretty damn ludicrous all at once. How a bunch of weavers trained themselves to be assassins is beyond me. As with Millar's book, the story takes this comic booky premise seriously, but the concept, in the end, is just plain "loopy." Sorry about the pun, but there are parts of these weaving assassins’ formation and motivation that are a bit...(dare I say it?) ...un-be-weavable.

Fans of the comic looking for characters like Fuckwit, the Imp, Shithead, and the like will be sorely disappointed. Who knows whose decision it was to shirk a direct adaptation of this miniseries, but these characters are deeply rooted in reality. The only super-heroic things that occur happen through the bullet and car-play, the occasional healing wax bath, and maybe a few daredevil feats that suggest superhuman powers, but like the first MATRIX film, WANTED never really leaps full force into the realm of superheroes as the comic book did. Having read the comic and seen the film, the two can be enjoyed as separate entities. One embracing, then anal-raping comic book heroics. The other flirting with it. I’ll let you be the judge which is which.

I've already delved too much into the plot. It's a summer movie. There are 'splosions, fast cars, Angelina's buttcrack, guns, knives, blood, and exploding rats. Any film with that stuff is worth the ticket price. It's a fun ride and while it's not as acerbic as the book, it does have its own bite and stands alone as being one of the few movies that may be more effective than the book it was inspired from.

And being from Chicago, I had a great time seeing all of the bars, shops, and streets of the town I love up there on the screen. Seeing the car chase in the Carnival Shoes parking lot and Wesley running past the bar outside of his apartment where I drank some pints just last St. Patrick’s Day were especially fun to see simply because these are places I've been a million times.

The main thing that I took from this film, though, was respect towards the director. If Sony had a brain in its collective heads, they'd nab this guy up to direct the next SPIDER-MAN film or one of the slew of other Marvel movies down the road. Why go with Raimi, who is obviously tired of the franchise? Bekmambetov's eye for original action is the true star of this one. Jolie, Freeman, McEvoy. All of them do pretty good in this film. Terrence Stamp must have set a record for least lines spoken by a fourth-billed star. Common was dope...I guess. It was cool to see NIGHT and DAYWATCH star Konstantin Khabensky in a small but meaningful role and I was surprised when I saw BRAVEHEART loon David O'Hara in the flick. But it's director Timur Bekmambetov's knack for making things you may have seen before seem original, vivid, and fun that is the true star of this one. Given a more original story, this guy could be one of the new masters of blockbuster cinema.

AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Click for previous story Talk Back More on this story Click for next story

User login


Reader Talkback

FIRST?
by MRJONZ72
Jun 25th, 2008
07:19:16 AM
Nice use of pictures in the article
by Bobo_Vision
Jun 25th, 2008
07:20:24 AM
DAMN 2 Days In A ROW
by MRJONZ72
Jun 25th, 2008
07:25:15 AM
Good review Ambush Bug
by Mr_Saxon
Jun 25th, 2008
07:25:59 AM
AICN, welcome to the post-1996 internet! Pictures! Yay!
by YackBacker
Jun 25th, 2008
07:26:10 AM
EPIC FAIL.
by kylejames
Jun 25th, 2008
07:26:21 AM
The book and the film suck.
by fanboy71
Jun 25th, 2008
07:28:51 AM
Having a bad day Bad Wolf
by MRJONZ72
Jun 25th, 2008
07:32:06 AM
This film is surely 'Charlies Angels 3'?
by NeilF
Jun 25th, 2008
07:32:11 AM
Nice review but ...
by MorpheusTheSandman
Jun 25th, 2008
07:35:53 AM
uninterested
by thinboyslim.
Jun 25th, 2008
07:37:05 AM
Seeing it tonight
by ReZourceman
Jun 25th, 2008
07:37:23 AM
does this have Jolie's boobies in it?
by ciroslive
Jun 25th, 2008
07:45:32 AM
Errrrrr..........there's a lot more to Fight Club..
by RighteousBrother
Jun 25th, 2008
07:46:15 AM
It's going to suck.
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
Jun 25th, 2008
07:54:30 AM
Wow Bad_Wolf
by Whitemouse
Jun 25th, 2008
07:59:30 AM
I'll wait for the remake with supervillains, thanks
by SpyGuy
Jun 25th, 2008
07:59:39 AM
First posts / movie & comic thoughts
by BangoSkank
Jun 25th, 2008
08:01:57 AM
Fifth Element...
by Bride of Mecha-Bill Pullman vs. Mecha-Bill Paxton
Jun 25th, 2008
08:07:19 AM
great review...
by loafroaster
Jun 25th, 2008
08:08:44 AM
the first thing
by Whitemouse
Jun 25th, 2008
08:10:26 AM
You know what else happened first
by fiverabbit
Jun 25th, 2008
08:11:28 AM
"violent, loud, bloody and fast-paced..."
by thekylegassproject
Jun 25th, 2008
08:18:32 AM
Hey cool, AICN hits web 0.7
by tehDude
Jun 25th, 2008
08:18:36 AM
I'm There
by Cobbio
Jun 25th, 2008
08:20:44 AM
Great Review
by godzillasushi
Jun 25th, 2008
08:22:09 AM
Pique...at last someone gets it right...
by DoogieHowitzer
Jun 25th, 2008
08:26:10 AM
Blah blah blah "Angelina's buttcrack" *perks up*
by tylerzero
Jun 25th, 2008
08:26:32 AM
Ambush Bug, I hope referring to SPEED RACER as a "dud"...
by stones_throw
Jun 25th, 2008
08:29:00 AM
Whatever
by Series7
Jun 25th, 2008
08:29:14 AM
It'd be funny if they'd ended it like the comic.
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 25th, 2008
08:30:07 AM
Point
by Cobbio
Jun 25th, 2008
08:33:19 AM
stones_throw
by Series7
Jun 25th, 2008
08:35:04 AM
No Bad Wolf
by MRJONZ72
Jun 25th, 2008
08:35:43 AM
Have to agree on Stones Throw on Speed Racer
by MRJONZ72
Jun 25th, 2008
08:38:05 AM
Leave speed racer the fuck alone
by knowthyself
Jun 25th, 2008
08:38:31 AM
Hechtal - eeeaaaasssyyy boy
by DoogieHowitzer
Jun 25th, 2008
08:40:19 AM
Wasn't the point in the comic...
by Redfive!
Jun 25th, 2008
08:44:05 AM
The comic was unoriginal
by bigtime_charly
Jun 25th, 2008
08:46:55 AM
The reviews and WOM are pretty bad
by PowerRing
Jun 25th, 2008
09:02:28 AM
It'll be awesome
by MrPopular
Jun 25th, 2008
09:11:16 AM
Thanks god it's rated R!
by ssr12
Jun 25th, 2008
09:13:10 AM
Oh, Sure, Let this guy do Spider-Man!
by cookylamoo
Jun 25th, 2008
09:14:43 AM
dear AB,
by Shigeru
Jun 25th, 2008
09:23:12 AM
Wesley's dad in the beginning?
by Shigeru
Jun 25th, 2008
09:23:43 AM
How's it like Fight Club?
by FILMFUNK
Jun 25th, 2008
09:25:55 AM
i'm sorry....
by Gungan Slayer
Jun 25th, 2008
09:28:04 AM
Amen, DoogieHowitzer....
by akiraclass
Jun 25th, 2008
09:30:10 AM
Daywatch Gender Switch.
by Topher4801
Jun 25th, 2008
09:34:46 AM
Ambush Bug
by Damage_Inc
Jun 25th, 2008
09:38:05 AM
"Millar spends six issues..."
by digitalcos
Jun 25th, 2008
09:49:45 AM
You guys always complain about PG13....
by Mr. Profit
Jun 25th, 2008
09:50:10 AM
"EPIC FAIL"
by Mr. Profit
Jun 25th, 2008
09:51:43 AM
Seeing this and Wall*E this weekend
by SoylentMean
Jun 25th, 2008
09:56:22 AM
Love NIGHTWATCH and DAYWATCH, WANTED I will give a shot
by jagga
Jun 25th, 2008
10:00:23 AM
You are right "tehDude"
by ls420
Jun 25th, 2008
10:03:40 AM
The comic did suck
by Bass Ackwards
Jun 25th, 2008
10:14:34 AM
This director is a hack.
by knowthyself
Jun 25th, 2008
10:14:55 AM
65 Million
by Mr. Profit
Jun 25th, 2008
10:18:14 AM
Who keeps defending Speed Racer?
by Sans Souci
Jun 25th, 2008
10:22:12 AM
un-be-weavable?
by newc0253
Jun 25th, 2008
10:35:08 AM
Oops! My "who who" is showing!
by Sans Souci
Jun 25th, 2008
10:46:55 AM
The Matrix was
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 25th, 2008
10:49:47 AM
Take two: The Matrix was "bloody"?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 25th, 2008
10:50:33 AM
Looks interesting
by rogueleader66
Jun 25th, 2008
10:54:43 AM
You Lost Me When You Called Speed Racer a Dud
by grungies
Jun 25th, 2008
11:09:58 AM
The movie was good but not great
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
11:17:55 AM
I'm SO FUCKING THERE!
by Jabroni
Jun 25th, 2008
11:25:15 AM
Dad's not bi in the movie.
by SleazyG.
Jun 25th, 2008
11:32:34 AM
"Car Fu"???
by -guyinthebackrow
Jun 25th, 2008
11:38:34 AM
AICN- now 25% less cheap looking...
by Heckles
Jun 25th, 2008
11:47:07 AM
let's see
by oisin5199
Jun 25th, 2008
12:15:21 PM
millar laffs at liefeld
by bacci40
Jun 25th, 2008
12:20:01 PM
Sorry Heckles..but AICN is still 'cheap'
by KINGDOM_OF_THE_CRYSTAL_SKULLFU CK
Jun 25th, 2008
12:29:03 PM
dont trust anybody who doesnt like luc besson
by pipergates
Jun 25th, 2008
12:30:38 PM
speed racer is a good movie
by long live the new chris
Jun 25th, 2008
12:43:46 PM
leave FIFTH ELEMENT alone
by frg10
Jun 25th, 2008
12:45:25 PM
Is obvious Pitt isn't giving Angeline her beef and protein...
by captboulder
Jun 25th, 2008
12:47:48 PM
For now on i want pictures in the articles!!!!!
by ludmir88
Jun 25th, 2008
12:50:23 PM
GuyintheBackRow obviously isn't a Joe Bob Briggs fan
by D.Vader
Jun 25th, 2008
12:52:16 PM
Actually, GuyinBackRow, Wikipedia said it best...
by D.Vader
Jun 25th, 2008
12:56:47 PM
LOOK AT ME I LIKE TO WRITE IN CAPS!!
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
01:10:03 PM
The car scenes here aren't dire
by AlwaysThere
Jun 25th, 2008
01:21:43 PM
Matrix Comparison
by #1 Zero
Jun 25th, 2008
01:28:23 PM
Emaciated
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 25th, 2008
01:30:45 PM
Wanted... the worst piece of crap ever written
by allykatD
Jun 25th, 2008
01:36:46 PM
crazy
by MrPopular
Jun 25th, 2008
01:46:15 PM
LETS TALK ABOUT FLAMING CAPS MANS
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
01:59:37 PM
Talented director? Count me in.
by JDanielP
Jun 25th, 2008
02:03:17 PM
You're a DICK Bad Wolf. How's that for caps.
by chadiwack
Jun 25th, 2008
02:12:27 PM
That's funny chadiwack
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
02:16:40 PM
HI IM IN YOUR TALK BACK WITH ALL CAPS
by Spazatronic 2000
Jun 25th, 2008
02:16:44 PM
Saw it...best summer movie so far.
by Executor
Jun 25th, 2008
02:16:56 PM
Proper execution of CAPS can be seen by Executor
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
02:19:34 PM
It was ok....
by wildphantom07
Jun 25th, 2008
02:19:36 PM
and the Fight Club/Matrix mention...
by wildphantom07
Jun 25th, 2008
02:21:33 PM
My review:
by vadakinX
Jun 25th, 2008
02:34:56 PM
Jeebus, Bad_Wolf, is English *your* fifth language?
by SleazyG.
Jun 25th, 2008
02:41:19 PM
Movie sounds fun
by Second Try
Jun 25th, 2008
02:44:40 PM
CAPS LOCK IS CRUZ CONTROL 4 COOL
by Spazatronic 2000
Jun 25th, 2008
02:46:16 PM
Instructions for Bad_Wolf
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
02:53:25 PM
Earlier Post on Super Villains & Mark Millar
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
03:09:18 PM
*SIGH* ANYWAY, BACK TO "WANTED"....
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
03:17:22 PM
I SAID "BACK TO 'WANTED'"
by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS
Jun 25th, 2008
03:27:48 PM
NO, I SAID "BACK TO 'WANTED'"
by LOGANACE33_NOW_IN_CAPS
Jun 25th, 2008
03:47:59 PM
If she wants to stay a sex symbol. She better put on some
by GQtaste
Jun 25th, 2008
03:54:58 PM
If you went to school then...
by loganace33
Jun 25th, 2008
03:55:10 PM
All this pnwage
by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS
Jun 25th, 2008
04:03:57 PM
Very Funny!
by LOGANACE33_NOW_IN_CAPS
Jun 25th, 2008
04:09:49 PM
Speedracer was good!
by RKO2285
Jun 25th, 2008
04:10:47 PM
Well I saw it tonight...
by ReZourceman
Jun 25th, 2008
04:22:37 PM
FIRST!!!
by getme
Jun 25th, 2008
04:29:34 PM
129th!!
by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS
Jun 25th, 2008
05:07:42 PM
hmm
by ScaryJim
Jun 25th, 2008
05:30:14 PM
Ambush Bug wanted to like WANTED, but did he...?
by zooch
Jun 25th, 2008
06:58:23 PM
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS
by samurai sark
Jun 25th, 2008
07:13:43 PM
No love for Fifth Element?
by DeadPanWalking
Jun 25th, 2008
07:38:40 PM
*shigh* God, do I have to explain myself...really?
by Ambush Bug
Jun 25th, 2008
09:57:03 PM
Oh, and about FIFTH ELEMENT...
by Ambush Bug
Jun 25th, 2008
10:03:38 PM
Jesus Christ Angela-fucking EAT SOMETHING.
by TomBodet
Jun 25th, 2008
10:20:58 PM
Hey BAD WOLF
by KurtLockwood
Jun 25th, 2008
10:26:07 PM
Damn You MCMLXXVI
by TheyCallMeMisterBay
Jun 25th, 2008
10:51:57 PM
ID FUCK ANGELINA JOLIE WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY
by Spazatronic 2000
Jun 25th, 2008
11:36:31 PM
ScaryJim has the Best and Funniest Post of the TB!
by captboulder
Jun 26th, 2008
12:35:57 AM
You people are all retards.
by PR1C3Y
Jun 26th, 2008
05:06:46 AM
MATRIX sequels...
by Sackratte
Jun 26th, 2008
07:17:16 AM

Quick Talkback

Please login to post talkback.