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Capone Hugs KUNG FU PANDA!!


Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

The last time I doubted Jack Black's sanity in choosing worthy roles I did so because I thought he was pandering to children. How could my beloved tenacious JB make a kiddie movie? It felt like a betrayal. Well, that movie turned out to be THE SCHOOL OF ROCK, and I'm always ready and willing to admit when I'm wrong. Rather than restrain himself to fit the mold of a kids' film, Black made the kids raise their energy to his level. Still, when the ads for the animated KUNG FU PANDA started popping up last year, I got a chill.

This time, I was sure Jack Black has gone too far. How could a movie about a cuddly, oversized black-and-white bear attempting to learn kung fu be any damn good? And once again, I have short changed Black and the creative team he is working with on this massively enjoyable, visually zippy tale about believing in yourself and overcoming a self-image that has held you back for so long. Might this be the first animated work to tackle body image issues? Probably not, but it is definitely the first to do so with such gusto.

Black voices Po, a panda who works in his father's noodle shop in China, but always thought that he was destined for more. His village is at the base of a temple that houses the greatest fighters in the land, The Furious Five, animals who make up five fighting styles of kung fu: Crane (David Cross), Viper (Lucy Liu), Mantis (Seth Rogen), Tigress (Angelina Jolie), and Monkey (Jackie Chan, whose vocal talents might leave something to be desired, but I'm guessing the filmmakers liked having around for the vibe). Their master is the small, rodent-like creature Shifu (Dustin Hoffman, doing his best work in years, I kid you not).

When word gets out that the evil snow leopard Tai Lung ("Deadwood's" Ian McShane) has escaped from prison, Shifu's master Oogway (Randall Duk Kim) decides it is time to select a new Dragon Warrior, the only fighter who can defeat Tai Lung. Everyone presumes that the Dragon Warrior will be selected from among the members of the Furious Five, but at the selection ceremony, Oogway accidentally selects Po (although according to Oogway, there are no accidents), and Shifu is charged with training the rotund panda in the ways of kung fu, much to the chagrin of the Furious Five, the townspeople, and Shifu himself.

I never would have guessed it in advance of seeing KUNG FU PANDA, but Black and Hoffman make a great comic team. Both their banter and their more inspirational moments are equally strong and effective, and their training sessions are hilarious. And even with Cross and Rogen in the lineup, neither really tries to be too silly or outrageous. That may not sit well with some of you, but in the case of this film, less is often more. Jolie's Tigress is made to be the most serious of the characters, since she seemed the frontrunner of being tapped to be the new Dragon Warrior before Po stepped in. Her restraint is quite good, and I may never be able to look at a tiger again without getting a little turned on.

Aside from the surprisingly strong writing (relatively speaking), I truly dug the animation style. What it lacks in realism, it make up for with nonstop creative, kinetic energy. The fight scenes are magnificent, and, as I said, Po's training sequences are my favorite scenes in the movie. Shifu realizes that Po does his best kung fu when he believes food will be his reward, and he uses that to his advantage. Po had never met a dumping he didn't like. I'm not sure how parents are going to feel about the idea of food as a reward for good behavior, but it works in the context of the film.

Of course, the entire story is working up to the ultimate showdown between the perhaps ill-prepared Dragon Warrior Po and seemingly indestructible Tai Lung, and it is spectacularly realized, with a concluding secret move that had me howling. I don't think it's absolutely necessary that you are an old-school martial arts film fan to appreciate KUNG FU PANDA, but it sure doesn't hurt. I loved the detail in the set and costume design, as well as tasty little touches like Shifu's enormous white mustache and eyebrows.

If a smile of recognition is creeping across your mouth at the mention of this extreme facial hair, you'll eat this movie up. And don't be afraid to see this movie with a theater filled with children that aren't your own. People think kids are the worst audience to see any movie with thanks to their short attention span (that's actually false; the worst audience to see any movie with is old people…thank you). If the movie is engaging, kids will sit back and enjoy it with minimal disturbances to those around them.

KUNG FU PANDA is an experience I think kids, their parents, and any other adults will enjoy equally. And there's just enough insane kung fu to keep even us geeks entertained.

Capone





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Fir........
by santi01
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:44:43 PM
Penis
by syn_flood
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:44:59 PM
Cmon Baby 3rd!
by Annie The Pod Racer
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:45:16 PM
You don't know Diddley
by Project424
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:51:21 PM
You don't know Tatum
by Annie The Pod Racer
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:53:03 PM
dude what's with the porn clothes banners?
by zom-bot.com
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:54:14 PM
I enjoy a good "dumping", myself.
by Dwide Shrewd
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:56:36 PM
Jack Black can be hilarious
by O_Goncho
Jun 2nd, 2008
12:59:24 PM
I've met a few dumpings I didn't like...
by Boba Fat
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:00:18 PM
I was almost in favor of seeing this...
by greenstyle92
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:00:30 PM
90% on rotten tomatoes
by fofo
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:01:11 PM
porn banners...anyhoo...
by zom-bot.com
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:02:28 PM
Man I am tired of Pixar shit!
by Series7
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:04:12 PM
Is it as funny as "Enter the Fist"?
by Drunken Rage
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:07:20 PM
ANY audience is the worst audience!
by DerLanghaarige
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:08:23 PM
"What it lacks in realism..."
by Undead03
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:09:51 PM
From what I've heard
by Series7
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:10:12 PM
sigh... I'm sick of RT percentiles quotes.
by greenstyle92
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:11:57 PM
Why should they?
by greenstyle92
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:14:16 PM
Panda Rug
by Undead03
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:15:54 PM
greenstyle92
by Series7
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:17:41 PM
mexican babies and old jewish women
by sillypants
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:18:37 PM
Capone hugs the SACK OF MONEY they gave him
by Orionsangels
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:25:21 PM
worst audience
by hopewell1
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:25:46 PM
Looks great to me...
by Frank Black
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:30:24 PM
I'll see it....
by Jimbo08lak
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:44:21 PM
Fuckin' Tai Lung
by Al Swearengen
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:47:30 PM
panda falls face down in firecracker explosion
by zom-bot.com
Jun 2nd, 2008
02:04:18 PM
worst audiences...definitely teenagers
by drewlicious
Jun 2nd, 2008
02:16:15 PM
Ling Ling
by Maui
Jun 2nd, 2008
02:24:04 PM
you told them to shut up?
by hopewell1
Jun 2nd, 2008
02:27:10 PM
Not really ushers,
by drewlicious
Jun 2nd, 2008
02:34:22 PM
What's really amazing
by mach6
Jun 2nd, 2008
03:00:11 PM
Yes, pandas are bears.
by Human Tornado
Jun 2nd, 2008
03:00:31 PM
"Po had never met a dumping he didn't like"
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 2nd, 2008
03:13:29 PM
Beverly Hills Ninja 2?
by MrPopular
Jun 2nd, 2008
03:22:28 PM
Great premise for a summer kid's movie
by pimplebutt
Jun 2nd, 2008
03:36:19 PM
Shifu = Red Panda
by mdf2
Jun 2nd, 2008
03:36:44 PM
Old People definitely suck, Capone
by nascentia
Jun 2nd, 2008
03:43:06 PM
as semi-old...
by crankyoldguy
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:04:30 PM
Brunomac
by kinksy
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:09:50 PM
Panda-ing to the kids!
by FILMFUNK
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:22:29 PM
"...strong writing, relatively speaking"? HMMM
by Larry Sellers
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:25:30 PM
About audiences...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:37:19 PM
Person I hate the most...
by drewlicious
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:42:13 PM
i was thinking the same thing as capone
by shitjet
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:49:36 PM
People at the movies
by hopewell1
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:58:49 PM
"FUCK YOU, PANDA"
by Uncapie
Jun 2nd, 2008
05:01:44 PM
I like Jack Black
by stuatfunnyordie
Jun 2nd, 2008
05:41:40 PM
Al Swearengen
by Thrillho77
Jun 2nd, 2008
05:58:56 PM
I SAW IT, HE's NOT B.S.ING
by g-ride9000
Jun 2nd, 2008
06:11:35 PM
Really, it doesn't suck
by g-ride9000
Jun 2nd, 2008
06:14:13 PM
Finally...
by dejectedgeek
Jun 2nd, 2008
06:26:54 PM
So does the leopard...
by drewlicious
Jun 2nd, 2008
06:55:48 PM
kung fu..........PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! =0p
by The Marquis de Side 3
Jun 2nd, 2008
08:40:12 PM
ok, ok..trailers look good. this HAS to be good, right?
by The Marquis de Side 3
Jun 2nd, 2008
08:41:34 PM
dude...i saw it
by g-ride9000
Jun 2nd, 2008
08:47:55 PM
CAPONE'S A FURRY!!!
by Blabbermouse
Jun 2nd, 2008
09:16:53 PM
Panda dookey- I had a taste once...
by Uncapie
Jun 2nd, 2008
09:21:17 PM
the rest of the bear community is boycotting this
by just pillow talk
Jun 2nd, 2008
10:03:00 PM
As SICK AND TIRED as I am about CGI animal movies...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 2nd, 2008
10:18:03 PM
I never use the word
by Jackie Boy
Jun 2nd, 2008
10:45:30 PM
Hey crankyoldguy...
by nascentia
Jun 2nd, 2008
10:59:24 PM
Mark Osborne rules. Period.
by antipoet@yahoo.com
Jun 2nd, 2008
11:58:53 PM
The ONLY CGI Animated Movie Plot (except for Incredibles)
by ZeroCorpse
Jun 3rd, 2008
01:28:33 AM
Wake me when the Samurai Jack film is finally
by Dingbatty
Jun 3rd, 2008
02:31:55 AM
SOOOO
by Series7
Jun 3rd, 2008
07:18:30 AM
Plus
by Series7
Jun 3rd, 2008
07:22:19 AM
Zerocorpse
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 3rd, 2008
12:20:13 PM
ZeroCorpse
by strosmer
Jun 3rd, 2008
02:16:20 PM
the trailers are for little kids...
by frodododo
Jun 3rd, 2008
09:53:10 PM

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