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‘You Officially Go Down As The Dumbest Survivor Ever In The History Of SURVIVOR!! Ever!!’

I am – Hercules!!



What a season! Favorites! Fans! Three contestants booted due to injury!! Three blindsides in a row!!

Poor Yau-Man and Fairplay are distant memories. Women – mostly really hot women – have seized control of the game. The last three contestants evicted – Ozzy, Jason and Alexis – did not see their exits coming.

We’re down to five: two fans and three faves.



ERIK REICHENBACK, 22,
Ypsilanti, Mich.,
track star and ice cream scooper.


AMANDA KIMMEL, 23,
Los Angeles,
model and former Miss Montana USA.


PARVATI SHALLOW, 25,
Los Angeles,
bartender, model and boxer.


NATALIE BOLTON, 32,
Los Angeles,
bartender and musician.


CIRIE FIELDS, 37,
Norwark, Conn.,
nurse.

Parvati, Natalie and Cirie form the core power trio.

Erik’s there because he won the last two immunity challenges. Amanda’s there because she found a hidden immunity idol, wisely kept her trap shut about it, and handed it to Jeff Probst at precisely the right time.

Bandwidth. Predictions. Reactions.

Penultimate episode: 8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.
Season finale: 8 p.m. Sunday. CBS.



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Winner
by MapMan
May 8th, 2008
02:28:12 AM
I missed half of this season due to tv schedule overloadage.
by Shermdawg
May 8th, 2008
02:33:18 AM
I doubt the power trio is those girls now
by Razorback
May 8th, 2008
04:22:31 AM
Cirie wins it all
by John-Video
May 8th, 2008
05:30:37 AM
Amanda is hot. Natalie is a nazi cunt
by nalapou
May 8th, 2008
08:25:51 AM
Remember that Amanda ...
by Hercules
May 8th, 2008
09:41:30 AM
Good point, Herc, but remember
by Big Jim
May 8th, 2008
10:07:50 AM
But....
by GORGUTS
May 8th, 2008
11:37:15 AM
erik's the only one worthy...
by dj_bollocks
May 8th, 2008
03:18:47 PM
Enough with the 'hidden immunity idols' already!
by CarmillaVonDoom
May 8th, 2008
06:11:59 PM
Welp, I decided to skip Smallville for Survivor tonight...
by Shermdawg
May 8th, 2008
07:04:44 PM
I, for one, would vote for Amanda
by Itchy
May 8th, 2008
08:55:26 PM
This season of Survivor had the most players
by Big Jim
May 8th, 2008
09:41:25 PM
I actually got seriously angry
by mthrndr
May 8th, 2008
09:42:37 PM
Erik: Survivor's Napoleon Dynamite
by Hercules
May 8th, 2008
10:56:31 PM
Well Erik Goes DOWN As The Most Gullible Player
by Red Dawn Don
May 9th, 2008
03:17:49 AM
Everyone Is Saying Jason Is DUMB For The Stick Immunity Idol
by Red Dawn Don
May 9th, 2008
03:27:54 AM
Where is Erik's Ice Cream Shop?
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
May 9th, 2008
05:52:02 AM
mthrndr
by GORGUTS
May 9th, 2008
09:06:06 AM
Red Dawn Don
by GORGUTS
May 9th, 2008
09:06:48 AM
The worst part about it is
by INWOsuxRED
May 9th, 2008
10:15:40 AM
Yeah
by GORGUTS
May 9th, 2008
11:03:18 AM
I agree. There was nothing wrong with what he
by Big Jim
May 9th, 2008
11:12:13 AM
Even better...
by INWOsuxRED
May 9th, 2008
11:14:52 AM
Best season in LONG time!
by CaptainBitchway
May 9th, 2008
01:20:52 PM
Dream Final Challenge:
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
May 9th, 2008
01:52:36 PM
Cirie
by INWOsuxRED
May 9th, 2008
03:23:46 PM
I'd like to rescind my previous statement....
by dj_bollocks
May 10th, 2008
08:16:24 AM
what we can learn from this season...
by elzurdo11
May 10th, 2008
09:49:25 AM
Now, will Amanda follow Survivor history...
by Lenny Nero
May 11th, 2008
11:02:28 AM

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