I am – Hercules!!

There were seven left before the diabolical Jonathan got booted off the island last week, and we’re already down to the penultimate episode (the 3-hour finale airs Sunday).

(Either BNAT happened early this year, or “Survivor” is finishing up later. I always remember watching the finale, exhausted and starving, in an Austin hotel room.)

I note that representatives of all four original race-segregated tribes have made it this far: an African-American, a Latino-American, two Asian-Americans, and two whiteys.

Who will triumph? There are two super-players from California whom most of the others are anxious to evict at once:

1) Menschy 31-year-old athlete/lawyer/brainiac Yul Kwon, who holds the Exile Island Immunity Compass, and

2) Insanely adaptive 25-year-old Los Angeles waiter Oscar “Ozzy” Lusth, who can climb, run, swim, fish and capture birds with his bare hands.

This leaves:

4) Adam Gentry, 28, hunky if bumpkinish copier salesman.

5) Rebekah “Becky” Lee, 28, like Yul an Asian-American athlete/attorney.

3) Sundra Oakley, 31, both a working TV actress (“Sex and the City,” “CSI Miami”) and a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles.

6) Parvati Shallow, 23, both a boxer and a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles.

8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.

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